Hover Hands

Hover Hands is the term given to the physical gesture when someone (generally a young male) pretends to be putting his arms around the shoulder or hips of a woman.

Hey, did you see how Bob had his Hover Hands over that car show model's waist?

by hoverhands.net December 7, 2010

Huvert

A discrete way of referring to gay men by straight people.

You can alert your friends when a gay man approaches by saying under your breath "Huvert"

by Wesley R. Pack October 7, 2006

Hubert Cumberdale

1. Someone who tastes like soot and poo

2. A finger puppet created by Salad Fingers as an imaginary best friend. He occassionally appears along with Salad Fingers in his dreams/fantasies. In Episode 5, he has apparently been renamed 'Barbara Logan Price'.

1. Hubert Cumberdale, you taste like soot and poo!

2. Well, if it isn't... uhh... Barbara... Logan... Price. I've made you a friend-hat.

by TheEye5000 April 10, 2005

hover-parent

A parent who hovers over their child at every step, especially on the playground, to prevent any possible bad event from occurring, specifically broken bone, interaction with less important child, fall from any height, etc.

My toddler wanted to play with the other kids at the playground but the hover-parents stood in the way.

by Sisterscaryluv September 7, 2007

Hubert

The most amazing person in the world. You will never meet someone like that in your whole life. Take the change, be with him.

I want to be hubert!

by bubu13 February 6, 2010

hovercrap

To hover an inch or so above the toilet when taking a crap. Either because the toilet is disgusting. Or poor weather conditions.

Being -10 degrees outside, I didnt want my ass to freeze so I took a hovercrap. Someone shit all over the seat, so i had to take a hovercrap

by TheJackal January 16, 2004

Hover Bacon

As defined in the YouTube video Hover Bacon, it is bacon that can fly.

Can you imagine a world with Hover Bacon?

Can you imagine if pork had levitation?

by PaigeParanoiaa October 9, 2008