Definitions by PaigeParanoiaa

Bert and Ernie 

refers to an usually fat middle-aged woman's saggy rack, supposedly because they resemble the character Bert from the children's TV show Sesame Street's long oval-shaped head.

That old fattie sure has a pair of Bert and Ernie's.

Bert and Ernie by PaigeParanoiaa February 21, 2009

Hover Bacon 

As defined in the YouTube video Hover Bacon, it is bacon that can fly.

Can you imagine a world with Hover Bacon?

Can you imagine if pork had levitation?

Hover Bacon by PaigeParanoiaa October 9, 2008