Hover Bacon

As defined in the YouTube video Hover Bacon, it is bacon that can fly.
Can you imagine a world with Hover Bacon?

Can you imagine if pork had levitation?
by PaigeParanoiaa October 09, 2008
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Bert and Ernie

refers to an usually fat middle-aged woman's saggy rack, supposedly because they resemble the character Bert from the children's TV show Sesame Street's long oval-shaped head.
That old fattie sure has a pair of Bert and Ernie's.
by PaigeParanoiaa February 21, 2009
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