PaigeParanoiaa's definitions

Bert and Ernie

refers to an usually fat middle-aged woman's saggy rack, supposedly because they resemble the character Bert from the children's TV show Sesame Street's long oval-shaped head.

That old fattie sure has a pair of Bert and Ernie's.

by PaigeParanoiaa February 21, 2009

Hover Bacon

As defined in the YouTube video Hover Bacon, it is bacon that can fly.

Can you imagine a world with Hover Bacon?

Can you imagine if pork had levitation?

by PaigeParanoiaa October 9, 2008