hump 

an acronym for "Higher Up Management Person", generally used in a mildly derogatory but loving sense, much as one might feel about a three-legged puppy

Far from solving the problem, everything the HUMP's tried seemed to make things worse

hump by bertimus maximus May 6, 2008

Hump 

Hump me~ (aah~) F-f-f*ck me~ (ahh~)
Daddy better make me choke 😑 ( Ugh, he better 🙄💅)
Hump me~ (aah~) F-f-f*ck me~ (ahh~)
My tunnel loves to deep throat (it do🍆😍)
Lick, lick, lick, lick (I lick it 👅)
I want to eat yo' dick (I do 🍆)
But I can't f*ck up my nails (I can't 😫 💅)
So I'mma pick it up with chopsticks ( 🥢)
Mouth wide open, mouth wide open (😮)
Mouth wide open like I was at the dentist (😮🦷)
Mouth wide open, mouth wide open (😮)
Put it so deep, I can't speak a sentence(😮🍆)

Hump me~ (aah~), f-f-f*ck me~ (ahh~)! Daddy better make me choke 😑 ( Ugh, he better 🙄💅).
Hump me~ (aah~), f-f-f*ck me~ (ahh~)!!My tunnel loves to deep throat (it do🍆😍)!

Hump by LeMasochiste May 3, 2022

hump 

for a person or animal to stick its penis into another person or animals vagina or asshole

he was so horny he had to hump something so he humped the nearest thing to him- his dog (who by the way is also a male). He grabbed the dog aggresively and tore down is pants and boxers at the same time, all the while pulling the dog closer and closer. Soon the positioned the dog over his erect penis and started humping. his penis went in and out, slowly at first then getting faster and faster, in out in out. the dog loved it and whined in pleasure. soon the dog wriggled out of his arms and the man smiled as the dog cirled behind him. He lay down on the couch and now it was the dog's turn. the dog lay on his back, pushing his penis into the man with pleasure and whining uncontrollably. When they were both done they lay happily together, side by side. "You truly are mans best friend" the guy said, smiling "and a heck of a good humper too." Then the dog and guy went at it in another round of humping.

hump by Sexylady990 June 6, 2007

hump 

To act as a million dollar (training costs) pack mule for the US Military.

"Ready for a 30 mile desert hump Lance Corporal?" "Fuck you Colonel".

hump by JeremyWolf February 4, 2007

Hump 

The camel goes hump hump

HUMP DAY!!!!

Hump by OOFERS123 February 28, 2019

hump 

one who is lower than a loser. an absolute piece of shit.

man, your such a hump.

hump by BFG February 4, 2007

HUMP 

to be late or unreliable. Someone who is always slacking

Donita is never ready on time, She is always on some hump.

HUMP by tapvb3 February 4, 2007