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hummingbird rodeo

when a man takes a humming bird and sticks it’s beak into his urethra and keeps putting it deeper until it goes all the way through and out the mouth.
bro i just tried a hummingbird rodeo and it was great!
hummingbird rodeo by PizzaDrinker February 18, 2020

hummingbird top 

Little kisses on the top of a dickhead
I didn't want a blowjob, so she gave me some hummingbird top
hummingbird top by coonsauce March 18, 2020

hummingbird 

when the guy sticks his pointer and middle finger into the girls vagina just like a hummingbird would do to the nectar of a fucking flower
i gave sara the hummingbird last night when i realized she didnt have any underwear under her tight ass skirt!
hummingbird by dre November 25, 2003

Hummingbirding 

Butterfly kisses (using your eyelashes to tickle) on your lovers genitals.
She slid down my chest and stomach, and I got excited, but then instead of fellatio she started hummingbirding me. I could not believe how it felt! That is my future wife right there!
Hummingbirding by The Jello Fetus September 1, 2016

Hummingbird Queef 

A mythical stroke of luck. It is small and unlikely but something that you know happens, you just aren’t very likely to see it.

Synonyms are “unicorn shit”; “fairy farts”
Geoff’s was going through a hard a time, but as all his friend know, he always walks through hummingbird queef.
Hummingbird Queef by Dirk217 October 23, 2018

Hummingbird moment

Hummingbird moments are when you enjoy a brief moment of pleasure after suffering a lot. Then you will suffer a lot before having your next hummingbird moment.
Guy 1: Aw man <insert girl name> just broke up with me
Guy 2: Your next hummingbird moment is when you fuck <insert other girl's name>