Dirk217's definitions

Grim

An androgynous senior citizen who’s appearance forces you to wonder - is that a grandma or a grandpa???

The geriatric version of a “shim” - is that a she or a him??

Susan was cursing out the slow driving grandpa causing traffic, but when she finally passed them she realized it was a grim.

by Dirk217 May 10, 2019

Hummingbird Queef

A mythical stroke of luck. It is small and unlikely but something that you know happens, you just aren’t very likely to see it.

Synonyms are “unicorn shit”; “fairy farts”

Geoff’s was going through a hard a time, but as all his friend know, he always walks through hummingbird queef.

by Dirk217 October 23, 2018

Halogasm

The period of time in which an person continues to feel an orgasm after having a sexual experience.

Stephanie was useless in the staff meeting because she was still I her halogasm from last night.

by Dirk217 October 16, 2018