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Definitions by Dirk217

An androgynous senior citizen who’s appearance forces you to wonder - is that a grandma or a grandpa???

The geriatric version of a “shim” - is that a she or a him??
Susan was cursing out the slow driving grandpa causing traffic, but when she finally passed them she realized it was a grim.
Grim by Dirk217 May 10, 2019

Hummingbird Queef 

A mythical stroke of luck. It is small and unlikely but something that you know happens, you just aren’t very likely to see it.

Synonyms are “unicorn shit”; “fairy farts
Geoff’s was going through a hard a time, but as all his friend know, he always walks through hummingbird queef.
Hummingbird Queef by Dirk217 October 23, 2018
The period of time in which an person continues to feel an orgasm after having a sexual experience.
Stephanie was useless in the staff meeting because she was still I her halogasm from last night.
Halogasm by Dirk217 October 16, 2018