Dirk217's definitions

Halogasm

The period of time in which an person continues to feel an orgasm after having a sexual experience.

Stephanie was useless in the staff meeting because she was still I her halogasm from last night.

by Dirk217 October 16, 2018

Grim

An androgynous senior citizen who’s appearance forces you to wonder - is that a grandma or a grandpa???

The geriatric version of a “shim” - is that a she or a him??

Susan was cursing out the slow driving grandpa causing traffic, but when she finally passed them she realized it was a grim.

by Dirk217 May 10, 2019

Hummingbird Queef

A mythical stroke of luck. It is small and unlikely but something that you know happens, you just aren’t very likely to see it.

Synonyms are “unicorn shit”; “fairy farts”

Geoff’s was going through a hard a time, but as all his friend know, he always walks through hummingbird queef.

by Dirk217 October 23, 2018