queso huevos

chesse balls or what it really means is cheese eggs

Dude i want some queso huevos right about now.

by rickyrossy March 4, 2008

huevos salados

A man's testicles when they are ready filled with cum that is about to be squirted all over the woman he's bumping uglies with.

(originally means "salted hard-boiled eggs" in Spanish but I bastardized the word into something dirty.;-) )

Oye mamacita que ya pares tu gemido! Yo ya te tengo unos huevitos salados preparados especialmente para ti!

(Translation: Hey baby you can now stop your moaning! I now have some "salted eggs" prepared just for you!)

by Mark H February 23, 2004

Huevos Peludos

Translates to "hairy eggs" but means hairy balls. Huevos peludos causes the "Huevos" nut sack to sweat more and get fomunda cheese (cheese from unda the nuts). Huevos peludos feels more natural and if well maintained the oil from the sweat keeps the itching from happening. When shaved and cleaned too much, you get more itch.

"That guy Greg loves Huevos peludos in his boca." "I haven't shaved my balls in 10 years so I have some "huevos peludos". "She loves my huevos peludos"

by longneto June 21, 2012

huevos rancheros

Rancher eggs in english latin slang for testicules

We was playin tetherball i hit the ball and it hit him in the huevos rancheros

by CLO July 16, 2005

huevos rancheros

The act of shoving your flacid dick and both balls into a womans mouth when she is snoring. Then you scream, "rise and shine bitch."

My girl wouldn't stop snoring so I fed her the huevos rancheros

by Dr. Todd Reezee January 25, 2009

Chest Huevos

Man biddies or boobs

Man, it's that time of the month; my chest huevos hurt

by SopeKeppsYouClean April 30, 2020

Hacerle huevos

Term to express a situation in wish you have to push yourself over the limit. Situation that requires courage to overcome.

I can't beat that big mothafucka.. either you beat him or he'll fuck u over, Hay que hacerle huevos!

by StrayWolf February 22, 2017