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hover wedgie

The act of picking someone up by the waistband of their underwear and holding them there for at least three seconds.
Dude, Jacob gave me a hover wedgie and I think my balls are in my stomach.
by RickandMorty June 24, 2016
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Hover Band

A band that is half of a former band that plays covers of its former glory, or a band that doesn't tour anymore and throws together a couple of shows each year to squeeze money out of fans playing hits.
Furthur, comprises half of the Grateful Dead is a Hover Band.

String Cheese Incident is a Cover Band that borders on Hovering.
by Enlightened Phan January 24, 2011
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Hover Hand

Hover hand usually takes place in photos at conventions when a nervous nerdy guy is posing with an attractive female actress or model. They usually rap their arm around the chicks back and have their hand hover over the females shoulder or waist, afraid to touch them.
Jeff: Hey Drew! Check this picture, bro! This dude has his hand barely touching this super hot chick's waist like a creep. Why doesn't the he just touch her?

Drew: HAHA! What a small dick, faggot. I hate people who hover hand. I'd put my whole hand around her waist and have my thumb damn near hanging on on the rim of her jeans.
by markercap November 7, 2010
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hover jerk

to jerk off while hovering over another person's body.
Go home and hover jerk your roommate Jenn.
by BLegs February 27, 2011
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Hover Cover

The act of having a fat friend block the teacher's line of vision while you sneak out of class at the time when everyone is hovering around the classroom door waiting to leave.
Jon: Man, this class is gonna take forever to end. Let's go roam the halls.
Seb: Make sure you get Russell first, that big guy's our Hover Cover
by Meister_X April 26, 2010
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hover mother

An obnoxiously overprotective mother

A desperately codependent mother who tries to tie her kids to her apron strings no matter what their ages.
I am 16 years old but I'm not allowed to date because of my hover mother.

I can't come to the concert because of my hover mother
by cartoonmayhem July 27, 2007
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Hover Check

(v.) To take a shit without ever coming in contact with the toilet seat by standing with one's knees bent at approximately a 90 degree angle whilst one's ass remains parallel to the bowl (hovering over it).

Derived from the aviation world where a helicopter would pick up off the ground and settle back down. After which the plane captain of said helicopter would check pannels to make sure nothing came loose.
After seeing that the bar's toilet seat was covered in pubes, puke, and piss, Bobby decided that a "hover check" was the way to go.

"Sure i may have sprayed liquid feces on the seat during my hover check, but that damn thing needed cleaning anyway."
by flave6123 June 16, 2010
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