hotter than a three balled tom cat

Yet another Southern way to describe something as being extremely fucking hot.

Peggy Mae, turn down the fucking heat, it's hotter than a three balled tom cat in here!!!

by WesNile December 14, 2007

hooterific

A state of terrificness achieved by the presence of exceptionally good looking breasts.

Being terrific with respect to hooters.

Ricky: Hey frank, you remember that show Baywatch?
Frank: Hell yeah I do, that show was Hooterific.

Waiter1:Hey did you get a chance to check out table 2?
Waiter2:I sure did, the mom was hooterific!

by The Barracooters! June 17, 2009

Hotter then a whore house on nickel night

1) Being unbearably hot or humid, to the point of complaining and whining.

Fade: Dam man this place is hotter then a whore house on nickel night!
The Buddy: I know someone needs to crank on the AC

by byBeardofZeus September 7, 2010

Hooters

what you have to look at when a girl is talking to you

Hooters hooters yum yum yum,
Hooters hooters on a girl that's dumb.

by The Dude April 28, 2003

Hotter than Hades

A typical if not overused description of Texas in the summertime.

Texan: Dadgum! It's hotter than Hades out here.

by onehandcrabbing November 11, 2012

Hooters Lottery

When you go into a restaurant with attractive waitresses and select a table. You wait until you see who your waitress will be. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose. The Hooters Lottery.

Today I lost the Hooters Lottery. My server must have been an original waitress she was so old.

by b1gdummy May 8, 2015

Harry Potter Hooters

Breasts that resemble upside down wizard hats.

Ew - She's got Harry Potter hooters!

by gaznarmenutak February 4, 2010