hunerd

The way that Utahans pronounce "one hundred."

TV Ad: "For a free quote, call one-eight hunerd-FINANCE"

by bbrehm December 4, 2010

Horneranxious

A riff on "hornery" which is the sensation of being ornery due to being horny. It is the irritability that accompanies moments of celibacy.

Horneranxious is horny + ornery + anxious. The word adds the anxiety component of moments of celibacy.

It can also mean that you have so much stress in your life that you need to fuck frequently to relieve tension.

My man is writing his dissertation, which is making him uber horneranxious.

I have a big interview tomorrow. I'm horneranxious. Can we fuck already?

by barnabeast January 16, 2010

hoonery

(Noun) The active descriptive form of the word "hoon:"

1. To travel at speed in a confined area, or do burnouts on a public road in traffic ..

2. To show off in a dagerous manner, mostly with a vehicle or engine powered item ..

"What sort of hoonery are we getting up to today?"

by advanceatspeed August 5, 2017

houter

An extremely fine looking snipe of a female (particularly from a long distance)

Hey, that thot over there looks like a houter

by sircranbir February 2, 2018

john houser

A man of true strength, masculine as hell but has a the most miniscule shlong on this earth. Cock gobbler of some sort

Ryan- hey john what's up?!

John- in gonna go lift and then jerk my dog! I'm such a john houser

by Rhunt January 27, 2016

Randy Houser

To knock someone or something out.

I'm about to Randy Houser this last cup.

You keep talking shit, and I'm going to Randy Houser your ass.

by El Pinche Trio May 11, 2021

Hohner

A person who is kind and Dependable. He will do anything for you. Hohners tend to be very Musically inclined. Hohners are also known to be the best lovers.

You don't know love till you have had a Hohner!

by joe nathans November 26, 2010