Gorilla with a Hatchet Wound

An extremely hairy bush surrounding the vagina.

Man, I pulled down her pants, she was so hairy it looked like a gorilla with a hatchet wound.

by The Tink August 24, 2006

bloody hatchet wound

1.a surprising gash that presides in between the thighs of every female. 2. a vagina that happens to being visited by aunt flow. 3. another word for vagina.

I so want to dive in that bloody hatchet wound.

by mr.funktastic March 25, 2009

hatchet wound

cunt, pussy, vagina, or whatever you like to call it...

Hey Joe, look at Sandy's gaping hatchet wound, you could get lost in there.

by Tha Shocker (L.P.) May 4, 2003

hatchet

By defonition, a small hand axe. Due to ignorance, this weapon is now associated with a group of demented windowlickers. Hatchets, much like retards, have been around for a very long time. They were, and still are, used as tools. Also, they symbolize a feud.

Guy: I need to cut this.
Guy2: Use my hatchet!
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Juggalo: shyt, i gotz a hatchet! down wif da clown!
Juggalette: dats almost as cool as a faygo!
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When putting differences/feuds aside, it is said that you are "burying the hatchet."

by I hate cults! April 6, 2007

slimy hatchet wound

the vagina

The odor emitting from my girlfriend's slimy hatchet wound was reminiscent of a yeast infection. Much to my surprise, upon wakening this morning, she had a loaf of wonderbread between her thighs.

by weave April 2, 2003

Hairy Hatchet Wound

a pussy or vagina; denoting a woman's sexual genitalia

I'd sure like to get into her hairy hatchet wound.

by Boozer August 16, 2005

Turd Hatchet

A small cutting device that can be used to cut feces up in a toilet before flushing, either to keep the toilet from overflowing or so the feces won't streak the toilet.

Clarence used the turd hatchet.

by itsdodobaby December 6, 2009