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chocolate hostages

Poo thats just dying to get out.
I know we only have 10 minutes to get there, but I have to release these chocolate hostages!
by TZ October 7, 2005
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Pressley Hosbach

Pressley Hosbach is an American dancer. She was on dance moms in it's eighth season and was annoyingly overlooked by the hungry beast, Abby.

She is also on the Brat show, stage fright playing Roxie.
Did you watch dance moms last night

Yeah, Pressley Hosbach's solo was great
by Can Kendall have a solo April 26, 2020
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hoetastic

A word used to describe a location with a plethora of extravagant looking females that act in ways that aren't deemed acceptable to society's standards.
Man....I cannot wizzait to go to school tomorrow! It's so freaking hoetastic.
by joemammy March 2, 2007
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Hastard

A Horny Bastard. In every circle of friends, there is always a hastard. Thinks that all world problems can be solved if the world leaders jack- off more... Spends his whole day in his room doing you know what.... On the surface, he may appear normal, but deep inside his perverted psyche, there lies a sexual fiend. He has the largest collection of porn amongst anyone you know. Also, a hastard is a guy who never gets any real action, but goes solo always.
Where is the hastard?? Oh I can guess! He is probably in his room pleasing himself.

Stop hastarding around. Watching porn in the library! And I thought you could sink no lower!

You hastard! You used up all of my lube!
by Crastard April 27, 2009
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Hoetality

The level of sluttiness one could possible show.
Jordan Williams walks around school with too much hoetality...
by jife lube September 11, 2011
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Hesta Prynn

The hot one from Beastie Girl rap group Northern State. Named for Scarlet Letter.
Dude: Yo did you see that girl on the mic?

Other Dude: That's Hesta Prynn.

Dude: I'd hit it.
by Like Whoa 1000 October 24, 2011
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Hoetacular

JimBo said to Shawn: ‘after this weekend, I relinquish the title of Hoetacular and Bequeath it to you
by Aspiring Hoe September 13, 2021
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