Hoscience is the female equivalent of broscience where the anecdotal reports of anyone who has lost even the smallest amount of weight is more credible than scientific research. In the case of hoscience it is more often the perpetuation of outdated dieting strategies.
The popularity of fad diets like Master Cleanse, Cabbage Soup, hCG, etc. is hoscience at its best... losing weight fast is more important than being healthy - even though scientific research has shown that none of these are successful long-term.
You can eat more calories during your period because your body is working harder.
No eating after 7p.
Eat with a baby spoon.
You should avoid fruit because of the sugar.
Belts and shorts that make you sweat actually make you lose fat, too.
Shakeweight - enough said.
Women should lift low weights with high repetition so that they don't become bulky - even though genetics (and steroid use) are what determines your physique.
You can eat more calories during your period because your body is working harder.
No eating after 7p.
Eat with a baby spoon.
You should avoid fruit because of the sugar.
Belts and shorts that make you sweat actually make you lose fat, too.
Shakeweight - enough said.
Women should lift low weights with high repetition so that they don't become bulky - even though genetics (and steroid use) are what determines your physique.
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When a gentleman caller tries to impress his female counter-part by engaging in behavior that would typically be more understated in normal situations.
Kevin: Look at Matt yelling at the TV like an idiot. He barely even likes baseball.
Ray: I know. He's just show-horsing because his girlfriend is here.
Ray: I know. He's just show-horsing because his girlfriend is here.
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Nick: I asked Jen on a date but she didn't respond :(
Maurice: Ah man why is she being so hassid ?
Bro stop being hassid and give me my shirt back, u said you were just borrowing it !
Sorry fellas can't come out tonight my mom is being so hassid and making me do the dishes.
Maurice: Ah man why is she being so hassid ?
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The average weight of of an obese person is approximately 300 pounds, which is the equivalent of 1 hoosier unit.
Medical professionals in Indianapolis and surrounding counties ofter refer to this measurement when speaking about patients who are obese. It is typical terminology amongst police, fire, and EMS. Also used quite frequently in the hospital settings.
The average weight of of an obese person is approximately 300 pounds, which is the equivalent of 1 hoosier unit.
Medical professionals in Indianapolis and surrounding counties ofter refer to this measurement when speaking about patients who are obese. It is typical terminology amongst police, fire, and EMS. Also used quite frequently in the hospital settings.
Paramedic: Hey doc, We are transporting a patient to your facility with a head injury from a fall. She weighs approximately 2 hoosier units. Can your CT machine accommodate her?
ER Doc: Of course, we are hoosier friendly!
Police Officer: Dispatch, can we get an ambulance out here? Make sure its a crew that can handle a hoosier unit.
Dispatch: Standby officer, we'll have to send two crews for a hoosier unit.
ER Doc: Of course, we are hoosier friendly!
Police Officer: Dispatch, can we get an ambulance out here? Make sure its a crew that can handle a hoosier unit.
Dispatch: Standby officer, we'll have to send two crews for a hoosier unit.
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A noun.
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Other terms: Tenry.
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