Hose Beast

typically a Hose Beast is a Beast who is hose

damn did u see her, she was the Beast who is Hose.

by Garrett Wright December 15, 2004

hose bed

Firefighters lay hose in a hosebed.

Someone who sleeps with firefighters with little discretion.

Kitty is such a hose bed, all of station 13 laid her, then she slid on the pole.

by BurningMedic August 21, 2020

Hose Beast

An amazing, beautiful soul who spreads joy and sunshine on all who encounter them.

Man! That hose beast sure made me feel good!

by 100Stumblers October 14, 2021

Hose Barb

A middle-aged man who inserts and attaches himself into much older woman’s lives in exchange for banana bread and hummus.

He’s such a hose barb. Every time an old lady shows up he disappears and comes back with snacks.

by Barbra75 February 14, 2025

Rubber Hose Black

A specific shade of Black used in cartoon during the 1920's and early 1930's

Those Toons with Rubber Hose Black limbs!

by Super Bower October 14, 2022

Bullet Hose

An automatic weapon with a high rate of fire; a weapon that fires its rounds so quickly and in such large quantities that it can be compared to water spraying out of a garden hose.

"The MG42 is a real bullet hose; it burns through ammo belts in ten seconds flat."

by ZeroDevil December 30, 2011

suck a golf ball through a garden hose

Vaguely homophobic insult, implying the guy being yelled at has great prowess and experience sucking dick

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you suck dicks?

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.

by zerglegacy February 26, 2017