hormone card

Playing the 'hormone card' is similar to playing the 'race card'.

Someone may try to de-value and say that someone's stance is invalid purely because of either "teenage hormones" or being "on their period", insinuating that their thoughts are not sober or valid because of an external force.

"That bitch played the hormone card on me, said I was only mad because I was on my period"

by xokbok October 19, 2015

hormitified

When someone discovers that they are homosexual thanks to a porn ad.

I was jerking off when suddenly I became hormitified by the ad on screen.

by [/.𝕹𝖚𝖓𝖈𝖍𝖚𝖈𝖐.\] September 10, 2019

hormporpulous

a word used when in shock

hormporpulous whats the giant thing

by CLOOGGER February 24, 2020

The Hormel Handshake

A variant of the taco handshake. When you are finger-blasting your bitch and she cums so hard and becomes unusually wet. You continue to give her that taco handshake only to realize once the smell hits you, that she released that Taco Bell she had earlier.

I was fingering this bitch in my truck and she came so hard she squirted. I continued on because that beaver juice made it extra wet. Shortly after, I realized that what I thought was a continuation of the taco handshake, had turned into the hormel handshake.

by #Shitjustgotreal November 20, 2022

Color de hormiga

Pronounced coh-LOHR de orr-MEE-gah
Lit. a Spanish phrase meaning 'the color of an ant.'
Col. a idiom meaning something that has taken a negative, ugly, or unfavorable turn; something that has gone awry; a misfortune.

Person 1: I made $50 playing black jack, you?
Person 2: Color de hormiga, I lost $500!

by calavera04 June 20, 2019

hormones

female hormones make them have mood swings...they can be all happy and then be moody as hell in a minute.
male hormones make guys act like total plebs, and enlargen the ego.

by miss chloe August 20, 2003

hormone imbalance

an unexplainable phenomenon that robs one of the proteins a body needs to be healthy.

Steve: I've said more than I wanted to say, and all that I am going to say, about this hormone imbalance.

by nudgeee January 6, 2009