hooking

to turn a trick (sell body for money)
the task that a hook(er) performs.

i heard your mom's been hooking to put you through school.

by e-fu December 19, 2003

hooking it

DC Metro Area term for the act of masterbation

I walked in on my roommate hooking it to porn.

by SnaykByte March 20, 2007

Turd Honking for the Right of Way

When you need to take a crap and you let out a fart that smells exactly like crap.

ooh. That one smells, it's a turd honking for the right of way.

by Don December 1, 2003

hooking down

To hook up with someone of lower social status and/or attractiveness level.

(A few girls are looking at facebook)
"Ew, that guy is so fugly"
"OMG. him and I were hooking down last night at the club"

by MC Betches March 10, 2009

hoking the guts

When a Male/Female enters the vagina with there finger,more affectionately known as fingering.(Gut hoking)

Clive was hoking the guts out of some chick last night!

by brolly109 November 13, 2009

Hooking Down

The opposite of hooking up, characterized by a noticeable lack of intimate touching, lack of goosebumps and or chills, excessive amount of spooning and pillow talk, and occasional frumpiness. In terms of sexual baseball nomenclature, it would be considered a bunt.

Christian: "Did my eyes deceive me, or did I see Andrew hooking up with that girl from Iowa!"

Derek: "You are indeed mistaken sir, she is far too sober. Those two are definitely hooking down tonight"

by Carter A. Jenkens July 30, 2010

Harking

Harking: The over embellishment of a thing or person.

Mike would not stop harking about the ugly bitch he thought was amazing and cute.

by UncleMatt27 July 11, 2016