Hoolit

An old Scots word for an owl.

A hoolit is a wise auld bird.

by Wee Scottish Lass June 6, 2018

Hornitis

Hornitis is a deadly disease, when you are horny for too long you get Hornitis, side effects include: Dizziness, Horny-ness, stomach aches and coughing. it's very contagious, don't be horny near anyone or you both risk getting Hornitis.

"Damn bruh i got a bad case of Hornitis"

"the hell man stay away ion wanna catch yo disease"

by Disease Whisperer August 29, 2020

Hoonie

Someone that you just don’t fuck with

Andrew is so annoying what a hoonie

by Swank god February 5, 2022

Hornito

A Hornito is a mf who is always horny and has a pito (penis in Spanish). Hornitos always tend to call out any female they think is good looking, their goal is to lay every female they find attractive.

Remember that one kid Chad? He’s a Hornito now. He’s always tryna hook up with any lady he finds cute.

by Bootyniggademolisher October 17, 2022

Dr. Hoontar

The best proctologist you'll ever meet. The only person I will ever let touch my butt. Well versed in the knowledge of colons.

Dr. Hoontar is the best proctologist! He saved my butt many times!

by Dan Sapion February 8, 2020

hooxit

Etymology:(hooked up)(Hooked it)(hookst it)(Hooksit)(Hooxit)

Very greenwich, meaning engaging in sexual activity and often proclaimed loudly and accompanied by a hook-like hand gesture.

Greg:(deep voice)Hey bid, you wanna hooxit with a broski?
Faye:(girl)Chyeah lets hooxit and then we can snipe some vids and sesh
Alan:(High loud voice) HOOXIT

by Pregnant Polar Bear December 31, 2006

hornito

A small phallic object used to push things.

Although he was too lazy to reach the remote. Don was seated just close enough so that he could change the channel with his hornito.

by chezmaster99 December 29, 2010