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hooker

Someone who does a job they hate for a paycheque. Their main focus in life is money and would crawl a mile for a penny.
Look at Chris working at McDonald's for such a shitty wage. What a hooker.
by HATT August 10, 2006
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Hooker

A female, typically the useless sort, that primarily partakes in Fuckery; i.e. lying, cheating, etc. Their drug fueled, scandalous activities in the land of Hookerdom are inevitable... Why? It's simple. Players gonna play, Haters gonna hate, Hookers gonna Hook!
This Hookers with the shit, done stole my car, phone, Facebook and Google accounts.
by J Milluh October 6, 2018
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hooker

in old days a hooker was a dutch fisherman.
the hooker caught alot of bass today.
by Iain Hooker October 2, 2007
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Hooker

1: prostitute, usually a woman who offers herself for sexual intercourse in exchange for money or drugs
3: terrible management of your fantasy sports team
My buddy paid for a hooker in Vegas.

or

I pulled a hooker in my fantasy football league and didn't win a single game.
by RachHarding December 28, 2007
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hooker

one who grabs someone's ankle with the end of a field hockey stick.
After Jocelynn hooked my ankle with her field hockey stick, I called her a hooker.
by Annnnnaaaaaa123 October 18, 2006
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hooker

that hooker is you mom
by british kid September 19, 2003
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hooker

1. A street prostitute.

2. A disgusting skank whore.

3. Any woman, if you have enough money.
"I got AIDS from a hooker."

"Nicki Minaj is a hooker with AIDS."

"I offered (insert woman's name) a million dollars, yada yada yada, I came in that hooker's mouth."
by Blackburne September 20, 2012
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