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Hoodwinked

When you thought a guy was cut and then he pulls it out and he’s uncircumcised. But... he starts getting hard and the head starts coming out and the tip is just winking at you.
I went home with nick and I got totally hoodwinked. He was uncut and the turtle neck slowly came down and it winked at me.
by Jennathan June 7, 2019
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Hoodwinked

When the tip of penis is stuck together while trying to pee..pee squirts like end of pinched hose
Late night piss..hoodwinked..sprayed all over
by TheMadStoner December 26, 2021
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HOODWINKED

When a racist, light skinned golden brown hating. Lil Pink dick mafuka, fat white ex cop from Texas perfectly good daddys girl falls in love wit a golden brown ass, big beautiful lip, pretty hair having nigga.
Goddammit Heidi, I told yiu bout them niggas. Now your pa has been Hoodwinked.
by COLDLIFE January 28, 2022
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Hoodwinked Effect

The mindset among people who have abandoned physical media in favor of streaming services like Netflix and Prime Video, where if a movie is not on any streaming services and is inaccessible outside dvds or piracy, it might as well be lost media. Named after the 2005 film Hoodwinked! which has been called Lost Media by users on Twitter
That movie isn't lost media, I have it on DVD! Oh well, another case of the Hoodwinked Effect
by StarHogs January 4, 2025
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Hoodwinked Effect

The erroneous classification of a piece of media as "lost" when it is merely extant and unavailable on mainstream streaming platforms.
Many people online labelled a game as "lost media" even though it just wasn't available on Steam or Epic. You can just grab it from your local video game retailer. This is what's called the Hoodwinked Effect.
by AngellTangell January 14, 2025
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white hoodwinked

White hoodwinked means exactly what it sounds like. A racist white politician who lies, hides the truth, or cheats to get elected.
Why are people voting for him, don't they know they are being white hoodwinked by a racist crooked politician.
by 2B+ March 1, 2020
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hoedwinked

When a male or female shows actions of being hoe, but in a calm behind your back manor. Basically an example of getting your heart stolen by a hoe.
I got hoedwinked by the girl I've been talking to for 4 months...
by EtwanC23 November 22, 2017
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