verb: to mouth holster. a blow job. preferably a long blow job. derived from the old west vernacular. as in to have your weapon holstered with another's mouth. think of it this way: its a safe place to keep your wang.
a: "how do you know that chick?"
b: "she mouth holstered me"
a: "come again?"
b: "she took me in with her mouth, you know, holstered me"
a: "wha?"
b: "dewd, she blew me"
a: "nice"
b: "she mouth holstered me"
a: "come again?"
b: "she took me in with her mouth, you know, holstered me"
a: "wha?"
b: "dewd, she blew me"
a: "nice"
by the_dutch_fist September 16, 2008
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OMG, that girl slept with 5 different guys this weekend, multiple times, and her boyfriend still hasn't found out! She is such a penis holster!
God I'm horny, I gotta find me a penis holster for tonight.
I forgot my penis holster, and now she might be pregnant!
God I'm horny, I gotta find me a penis holster for tonight.
I forgot my penis holster, and now she might be pregnant!
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Filbert the Hamster was spinning round on his wheel when Matthew had an idea. He tried hamster feltching before on Filberts big brother, but it cut the shit out of his insides. He also quite liked arctic pipeline so he had the genius idea of combining the two. Matthew enjoyed Hamster Arctic Pipeline so much he cleaned up and went straight back to the pet shop.
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