homemade hotdog

when you take your own dick and insert it into your own ass as best as possible

I caught John making a homemade hotdog, thats fucked up!

by Austen the Puerto Rican July 20, 2006

homebake

(1) Illicit, mind altering drugs made at home from drugs readily available at drug stores or pharmacies.
(2) Drugs readily available at drug stores or pharmacies used to make-at-home illicit, mind altering drugs

Female drug store assistant, “Are you looking for drugs? We haven’t got any. And we can’t sell you anything that’d be any good for homebake!”

Kevin, who was shyly looking to buy condoms from a male assistant, thought – talk about bloody thick – if I wanted homebake I’d go to a pie shop.

“We are supposed to ring the police if anyone comes in here wanting homebake.

by dave aaroon January 22, 2008

homemade pickle

When a man has an orgasm inside a partner, then doesn't withdraw until his penis is flaccid.

Girl 1: He fell asleep inside me. It was so sweet!
Girl 2: Ew! There's nothing sweet about a homemade pickle!

by sevengem October 13, 2011

homemade soap

someone who is very very ugly

shes as ugly as homemade soap

by Bradley Cupp September 28, 2006

homemade sin

used to denote an unnattractive look or person, used especially in regard to tardy drag queens.

"We went to Jenna St. James' show last night"
"OOh! How did she look?!"
"Ugh! Trust, she looked like homemade sin!"

by agentorange April 19, 2004

Homemade Dark Mark

Draco Malfoy's version of the Dark Mark, as seen in A Very Potter Musical. It is a smiley face with a snake coming out drawn on someone's forearm.

I was bored in social studies today so I drew a Homemade Dark Mark on my arm. I got seven high fives from strangers.

by Winky the House Elf April 30, 2010

homemade

Cool, great, excellent, fantastic. Can be used to replace any word indicating that something is of high quality or particularly good.

"Those are some homemade shoes you picked up last week baby!"

"Have you checked out the new Ludacris CD? Thats homemade!"

"Don't put him down man, he's homemade..."

by Chipping Woodlet III December 1, 2005