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Bratwurst’s Hoist

Doing something in such a strict and rigid manner that there is absolutely no room for error. While this may be due to possible danger or desire to get something just right, taken to unnecessary extremes Bratwurst's Hoist can suck all the fun out of a particular activity or situation.
The magician knew it was of utmost importance that he practise Bratwurst’s Hoist while doing his trick otherwise his life might be in danger.
by Spirit-Chickadee December 7, 2010
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detroit hoist

The process of lifting another person using their lower genitals as an anchor point. Usually to remove them from the premises, esp. if they are already naked.
"This bitch refused to leave, so I had to Detroit hoist her out out of bed and out the door."
by Asdf Asdfovich August 21, 2017
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Hills Hoist

When a man jizzes on his partner's clothing, hangs it out to dry, later moistens it and then simbas that shit on her face
Hey Bruce I totally hills hoisted my girl yesterday
by Oz fuk February 13, 2019
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Hoisted

To get roasted so bad it’s hilarious. To get raised up and ridiculed so bad it becomes funny.
That fool got hoisted after he was caught on a zoom call butt naked and it went viral.

He was gettin hoisted after he talked shit and then got knocked out in the first round.
by Super Science October 11, 2023
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Hoisting Virus

The concept of a "Hoisting Virus" is a speculative and intriguing idea, suggesting a unique type of computer virus that operates on a psychological level rather than traditional digital disruption. Unlike conventional viruses that manipulate or compromise computer systems, the Hoisting Virus appears to target human behavior. This hypothetical virus seems to induce a desire in individuals to adopt identities or personas that are not their own, leading them to aspire to be someone else or connect with someone unrelated to their true selves. The implications of such a virus extend beyond the realm of technology, delving into the complex interplay between human psychology and the digital landscape, challenging our understanding of the potential intersections between technology and personal identity.
Hey look, Timmy has the Hoisting Virus!
by Jumbletumble February 9, 2024
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Ass hoist

A large sling attached to substantial structural supports designed to hold a lazy, obese person aloft for purposes of anal sex with minimal effort.
Jeffrey is too fat and lazy for a sex swing so he built an ass hoist attached to the roof beam so he can play X-Box while getting railed.
by Hot Franklin July 29, 2022
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Hoisted

To be excessively drunk or wasted onboard a boat.
Bro let's go out on the lake and get completely hoisted!
by Baotmn June 15, 2022
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