Eggle-Hoffing Moo Cha-Cha

An expression that supposedly means “an egg sucking cow that dances”. A comical way of insulting someone usually without any real ill intent.

Mary plays a practical joke on Sue. Sue fell for it and now she's feeling embarrassed

Sue: You... you... damn you're an eggle-hoffing moo cha-cha. That's what you are!

Mary: Haha! What did you just call me?

by The Captive Spirit August 25, 2010

Dog Hof

The want of drinking bleach after watching a very cringey video and/or a cringey thing.

Person 1: "Hey did you watch that minecraft let's play?"
Person 2: "yes, I wanted to do a Dog Hof."

by Dog Hof June 27, 2016

hof badges

on 2k hof badges is the best of a badge , if you have all the hof badges you are the best of that category

my girlfriend has all the hof badges
my girl has hof head . ( meaning she gives good head )

by badgesss May 7, 2020

roger hof

A very good looking light skin who is funny and has great hair. A person with a great personality and cares about everyone. A person who is a good boyfriend and will always be there for you.

Have you heard of Roger Hof?
Yeah he's amazing

by Robert408 August 1, 2017

HOF

hop off freshman

Person 1: “Hey maeve you should really HOF!”
Person 2: “No”

by sussymongoose August 23, 2022

Hoffed

When someone tells a long drawn out story that has no point.

That guys story was totally hoffed.

by Crawfish2337 October 26, 2019

J-Hoffed

When your car runs out of gas, you kick in to neutral and go smooth sailing about a qrt of a mile. And then kick it back into drive about 100- yards give or take. REPETITVELY

I J-Hoffed my car last night, I am completely out of gas.

by bncreampie July 16, 2021