Hoetard

A retarded hoe, a hoe that has no idea what's going on, one who when going from guy to guy could get lost.

Suzy: I can't even count the amount of guys I've banged this week!
Me: Ya because you're a hoetard

by Word genius March 30, 2015

Hoffar

To eat someone out from behind, usually female.

I bent her over the kitchen counter and hoffar'd her.

by stookie420 October 29, 2011

hogfarm

police station

The way your breath stinks, I'd be driving the backstreets, but watch out for 5th and Pine, there's a hogfarm on the corner.

by Spoon July 23, 2003

hoefer

the name used to refer to your large/fat/overweight/obese ho-ish or a complete ho friend male or female

jane you are such a hoefer.

by kaci scroggins January 9, 2009

HoeCard

Card that can be used to on a female to make them your Hoe

Ex: of HoeCard John pulls a hoe card on Sally now she is his hoe

by Bestduoese July 12, 2014

hoetar

The thick black eyeliner girls wear to make themselves look older, but really makes them look like a hoe with raccoon eyes.

That girl would be a lot cuter if she didn't wear so much hoetar.

by drumbeast99 September 21, 2014

Hoelarious

A hoe that looks hilarious.

lets say a hoe called priscila shows up with with purple and yellow . we can say priscila looks hoelarious.

by ThugthugaCation November 30, 2016