hoco

The epitome of all that is good and just in America. White picket fences, unpretentious rich people, real family life (unlike the ostentatious MoCo lifestyle), crabs on a summer Sunday, keggers in the woods, Route 40, and the lack of boarding schools.

MoCo kids honestly think that by talking about how "rich" they are that they will magically be wealthy; HoCo kids don't need to talk about it or have someone else affirm their opulence- they know they've got it waiting in the fund.

by The Game March 22, 2005

hoccer

a hybrid game created at valley. it involves playing soccer, but with a much smaller "field" and a much smaller "ball". The "ball" was a crushed soda can and the "field" was 2 handball courts 20-30 feet apart.

Man, do you guys remember hoccer? It kinda sucks that we aren't even to play it at this schlame place.

by El_Scorcho August 28, 2003

hoco

One of the most affluent counties in America, Howard County is conveniently placed between Washington, D.C. and Baltimore. The citizens of Howard County are generally wealthy, although tend to choose not to speak about money at all. High schools students from HoCo, who graduate with either an excellent public education from some of the top schools in the nation rich with AP classes, tend to attend upper echelon private colleges or the University of Maryland, where they are either part of sports teams or the more exclusive sororities and fraternities.

June and May mark the beginning of the pool season in Howard County. During the months of July and August, HoCo migrates to the Outer Banks of North Carolina and Hilton Head in order to "get away," and then inevitably everyone runs into each other again.

Howard County is the American Dream. The people are beautiful and it is always named amongst Sports Illustrated most active cities in America. The park and recreational systems are always brimming with athletic families. It is well known for it's lacrosse breeding ground, especially Mount Hebron Women's Lacrosse and Hero's Lacrosse.

Everyone wants to live the unpretentious, yet very comfortable HoCo lifestyle.

HoCo Boy: Where are you going for the Fourth of July?
HoCo Boy 2: The lakefront, duh, everyone and their mom will be there.

by greene221 February 23, 2010

HOCO

the abbreviation for Howard County, Maryland, as posed by the residents themselves. A much better place then MOCO, Montgomery County Maryland

Guy1 - WOW...HOCO is cool
Guy2 - yeah, and MOCO sucks

by matt November 12, 2003

hocho ho

1. Someone who really likes hot chocolate, particularly if they are willing to perform sexual favors in exchange for a mug.

2. An amateur or young prostitute (derogatory).

1. Johan: "Who do I have to blow to get a hot chocolate around here?"
Ethan: "God you're such a hocho ho"

2. "And then some skank ass little hocho ho starts gettin' all up on my man, and I was like 'step off girl before you hurt cho'self."

by nabla299 February 2, 2009

hotcock

the act of wrapping your unit in a steaming hot washcloth for a minute or so to warm it up, right before entering the vag.

i came home from work yesterday and the old lady was feeling kinky, so i hotcocked her.

by michael wiley March 12, 2008

hiccoughosnomit

A hiccup, cough, sneeze, and vomit all in one.
The most amazing and mind-blowing thing. EVER.

Did you just hiccoughosnomit? Holy shit!

by Danizzle August 24, 2007