HOB

Abbreviation for Horny Old Broad. Coined in Nebraska by Ray

1)I can't stand it when the HOB's hit on me!
2) This chatroom is full of married HOB's on the make.

by Puff M. Dragon August 16, 2006

hob nob

one who schmoozes but with so many people that no real connection is made

Rob was hob nobbing it all night long and everyone in the bar likes him but knows he has nothing meaningful to say.

by Dave Rey November 16, 2007

hob-goblin

1. noun - A human being that has such extraordinary goblin like qualities that the term 'goblin' alone doesn't do it justice. Hob goblins are just a tad creepier than your basic goblin, they tend to have a little stronger hitch in their getalong, a little stronger smell, etc. There's probably some perfectly natural explanation for the rampant existence of these types- poor nutrition, bad hygeine, and bad breeding in the first place.

"Have you seen that hob-goblin lookin' mother fucker that works at the sports bar? Hopefully he's not the one that makes the popcorn."

by earlsgarage July 30, 2008

Hob the Nob

Having someone going up and down on your cock with their mouth.

"Wow did she know how to hob the nob or what?"

by CableBob October 22, 2008

hob-knocker

when a guy hits you in the face with his penis.

the hob-knocker hit her face so hard she nearly passed out.

by jamie love pie! February 8, 2009

j-hob

Mafia term for a piece of business.

Time to get the j-hob done, Franky.

by DKLONE July 31, 2007

Hob Job

When you recieve a blow job and a hand job at the same time.

Joey's girlfriend gives one sick hob job!

by Vikings88 aka Clit Commander July 11, 2004