Jennifer Love Hewitt

An eskimo that traveled to the United States to become a famous actress and is now marginally successful.

Do you know Jennifer Love Hewitt? That inuit can act!

by ElGato December 28, 2005

The Hewitt School

A school in Manhattan that produces unique young women who head down vaired pathways and are different than one another; much unlike the other cookie-cutter girls schools in the city. Addicts, Bosses, fashionistas, CEOs, Aesthetes, WOMEN = The Hewitt School alumnae.

If you lined up two girls from each girl's school in Manhattan you'd be able to choose the girls from the Hewitt School because they wouldn't look like robotic twins.

by MPL, M.A. December 28, 2005

street howitzer

A shotgun, usually a twelve guage

ill take the 9 mil, u carry the street howitzer.

by utizzle January 11, 2008

Boner Howitzer

The Boner Howitzer was originally a concept invented by two kids in Kentucky. Its origins can be traced to a combination of Jewish-based hilarity and Penis-based comedy. The two came together to form the "Boner Howitzer". Typically, this is used as an expression of something being funny.

This term has also been used to describe a post-medieval style cannon shooting what appears to be a large phallus ejaculating upon itself at extremely high speeds.

Guy 1: "BONER HOWITZER!"
Guy 2: "WTF?"
Guy 1: *chuckle chuckle*

by Bhowitzer69 April 29, 2009

Howitzer

A female Cadet at West Point who is built like the beefiest of their male counterparts.

"You're into her??? She's a fucking howitzer.

by lordthayer May 10, 2021

sam hewitt

a big boi that is trash at hockey and fortnite

sam hewitt is trash af

by weyickcwocouwcwoocw February 7, 2019

mr.howitz

The best teacher u can have and talks about real life and doesn’t hide shit from you and actually teaches you and isn’t scared to roast u.Best teacher in 8 grade respect

Mr.Howitz roasted Nick k

by lolssxs October 3, 2019