scooter hitcher

someone who jumps on the back of an old or disabled persons electric mobility scooter to get around quicker. it is also so much funnier if you ask them first or even more if they offer it to you!

the party starts in 10 minutes how you gonna get here on time?

im an expert scooter hitcher, ill make it!

by mr ess February 21, 2009

Get Hatched

When you get body slammed by a 300 pound man covered in shit from 8 feet above you.

I was in the bathroom taking a piss and all of a sudden a man yells GET HATCHED! He jumped over the stall and landed on me ass first while breaking the toilet.

by Ricky Hatch March 26, 2023

Baby Chick That Just Hatched

A ditsy person.

He looked like a baby chick that just hatched.

by Baylien Culture December 27, 2021

hitcher

a person who hitchhikes (travels by securing free rides from passing by vehicles)..

Hey, i see a hitcher there, let's pull over..

by zedkiel February 22, 2008

The hitcher

the act of sticking your thumb up someones ass

nooter was bent over a table so i gave him the hitcher

by Bivnut August 25, 2007

Hitcher

the act of putting your thumb up someones ass like you are hitchhiking

Nooter bent over the table so i gave him the Hitcher

by Bivnut September 2, 2007

Hutched

When a venue/bar is packed with people that you can barely move.

We went to the club last night and it was hutched.

by cyscott May 27, 2010