The shape of the hips and pelvic region of certain females which trigger a man's innate sense of carnal attraction to women who display the ability to bear children
Though she was a shambles from face to life, those child bearing hips drew men like hounds on the trail of heat.
by BabbaFats January 9, 2017
Get the Child Bearing Hips mug.Hipster mathematics, sometimes shortened to "hipster math", is a type of mathematics inherent to the lifestyle of hipsters. Hipster math does not follow the rules of the classical mathematics established by trained mathematicians and taught in schools. In this sense, hipster math is a form of "experimental" or "quantum" mathematics.
For example, it is well understood in classical mathematics that if a bank account contains a finite amount of funds, then the combination of having no fixed income with repeatedly withdrawing money from said bank account to finance lattes, flat whites, tighter and tighter jeans, Tom's shoes, outrageous sunglasses, the latest iPhone, ironic cigarettes, and obscure art magazines will eventually produce a zero or even negative balance. However, even hipsters with absolutely no income whatsoever (i.e. hipsters without even a token job at a video rental shop or as a barista) are able to continually and indefinitely finance such frivolities. Another interesting aspect of hipster math is that whenever you think you have counted all the hipsters in an urban park, there are always at least three or four more lurking about that somehow escaped the count, despite the fact that they are strumming guitars and singing loudly and are clearly visible in vibrant hipster uniforms.
For example, it is well understood in classical mathematics that if a bank account contains a finite amount of funds, then the combination of having no fixed income with repeatedly withdrawing money from said bank account to finance lattes, flat whites, tighter and tighter jeans, Tom's shoes, outrageous sunglasses, the latest iPhone, ironic cigarettes, and obscure art magazines will eventually produce a zero or even negative balance. However, even hipsters with absolutely no income whatsoever (i.e. hipsters without even a token job at a video rental shop or as a barista) are able to continually and indefinitely finance such frivolities. Another interesting aspect of hipster math is that whenever you think you have counted all the hipsters in an urban park, there are always at least three or four more lurking about that somehow escaped the count, despite the fact that they are strumming guitars and singing loudly and are clearly visible in vibrant hipster uniforms.
"Dude, I think I have seen the same hipster going into that gentrified greasy spoon every night to chow down on a grilled cheese + lobster sandwich, crinkle-cut sweet potato fries, and an ethically-sourced lingonberry milkshake while listening to The Kooks in his Beats headphones and simultaneously scanning Pitchfork and a Henry James novel. He follows it all up with a latte macchiato and four or five Peruvian-chocolate-topped sheeps' butter biscotti. How is he losing weight instead of gaining it?"
"Don't worry about it, man. It's just hipster math."
"Don't worry about it, man. It's just hipster math."
by hipster_of_the_month May 7, 2013
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A fixed gear bicycle with a $2000 Italian frame bought by the accompanying hipster's parents as a Christmas gift, usually plastered with obscure stickers, may have brightly colored, mismatched rims with spoke cards bought off ebay. May have a tube frame pad with an ironic design... (Plaid). Fits snugly on the bike rack mounted to their decal laden, rusted out 1993 Volvo 240.
by Cluebacca June 27, 2011
Get the Hipster's Cadillac mug.Similar to rubbing elbows, cracking hips means hanging out in a casual way with people you are friends with or know.
by csg19 February 28, 2020
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Hipsterectorize, Hipsterectorate, Hipsterectify
The removal or dismissal of what is largely accepted to be cool or trendy. The process of de-hipsterizing someone or something.
Hipsterectorize, Hipsterectorate, Hipsterectify
The removal or dismissal of what is largely accepted to be cool or trendy. The process of de-hipsterizing someone or something.
Ex. Carlton just wants to stay home with his wife and play parcheesi, did he get a hipsterectomy or something?
Ex. That guy’s a real d-bag supreme, he needs a hipsterectomy.
Ex. That guy’s a real d-bag supreme, he needs a hipsterectomy.
by DK Lounge June 19, 2009
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by WILDmushroomSHROOMER November 7, 2006
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White Girl: Hey did you hear that new Mumford & Sons song on the radio? It's different but really good!
Hipster: Of course I heard it. I've known about them since they even formed.
White Girl: Aren't they great?
Hipster: Not anymore. Sellouts.
White Girl: You have a hipster complex.
Hipster: Of course I heard it. I've known about them since they even formed.
White Girl: Aren't they great?
Hipster: Not anymore. Sellouts.
White Girl: You have a hipster complex.
by shannathehipsters April 24, 2013
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