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The Hinkle Cycle

The act of paying for the services of a high-priced escort in furtherance of establishing a chauvinist, gigachad caliber social media presence to get money from ad revenue so that you may continue to pay for your high-priced escort. Ergo, the cycle continues ad infinitum (until your subscribers get wise to your scheme, which doesn't happen).
Jackson Hinkle pioneered The Hinkle Cycle as a surefire way to get laid and get clicks on Twitter after sustaining a hand injury from constantly punching the clown.
by Quicksave September 4, 2023
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Hinkle

A creepy, bald english teacher who thinks he all that when he is really 5/10 on funny.
Mr. Hinkle tried to turn me on while standing in front of the keyhole he was trying to use.
by I like Turtles x5 June 5, 2009
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1. to link elbows, esp. in a large group of people
Dorothy, the scarecrow, and the tin man hinkle in The Wizard of Oz in the scene where they skip down the yellow brick road.
by .contemplating.homicide. January 20, 2008
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Hinkle

A gross Hobo who calls himself a poet and sings bob Marley to 12 in einglish class thinking he is cool but he is whiter than the crest commercial girls teeth and oxi clean combined

A hinkler is someone who act like they like him then talks shit
Did you see renaldo today? Yea he is such a hinkler to the hinkle himself JARED
by lugrayay April 30, 2019
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Being a hinkle means being a young white male whom will put their penis into anything while also intentionally friendzoning 99% of the girls you meet.
Friend 1: -to friend 2- Hey that girl is really into you

Friend 2: We're just friends

Friend 1: Yo, don't be a hinkle
by Mythoit May 18, 2016
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Woah that guy is pretty Jackson Hinkle

Yeah he's pretty based
by Thaeee_hahaha November 9, 2021
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German Hingledorf

yellow bellied pervert
jesus crust! look at that German Hingledorf, hes checkin out my chick!
by Zack February 8, 2004
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