2020 is hindsight

The year 2020 is overwith. What people living through the COVID-19 pandemic cannot wait to be able to say starting on January 1, 2021.

Jackie: Boy, that was a rough year. I am so glad we are in to 2021 and that whole COVID-19 mess is behind us. Donny was getting wound up about how COVIDgilent I was being.

Jill: Yup, 2020 is hindsight. On the upside, you guys did deliver a beautiful COVID boomer in December.

by the comand'r April 6, 2020

my hands are lightning

You act quickly and decisively when an important choice is made.

My hands are lightning on my guns!

by I, Wreckerrr October 16, 2020

shit in my hands and clap

Sarcastic Reply.
when asked to do something unpleasant or tedious, this response sums up how horrid you think that task is- and you are not going to do it .

Teacher: Smith, can you help me to hand out these excercise books to the rest of the class?
Smith: no chance...I'd rather shit in my hands and clap. Sir.

by Mr Cunninglinguist August 20, 2013

Handshakes with Snakes

Verb: (ˈhan(d)ˌSHāk/,wiTH/snāk-S/) Orig: Victorian England c. 1535(AD)
Slang verbiage, historically meaning "clandestine hand-jobs with strangers".

Modernly, it is used in conjunction with, or to replace the verb "fap" or "fapping" in groups(strangers or otherwise).

Ed liked handshakes with snakes, at the park, on sunny afternoons.

Allen and his friends had a handshakes with snakes session, all afternoon.

by FaeSkrinkles42 May 18, 2016

happy ending hands

The smoothest and softest of hands that result in the happiest of endings.

See happy ending.

Mary Jane's hands are so ridiculously soft I jizzed my pants. They were like happy ending hands...

by Pap¡ July 13, 2016

Hands Like Houses

An amazing Australian band consisting of 6 members.
Trenton Woodley- Vocals
Matt "Coops" Cooper- Guitar
Alex Pearson- Guitar
Joel Tyrell- Bass
Jamal Sabet- Keyboards
Matt Parkitney- Drums

They are considered a experimental post-hardcore band. They have released one studio album "Ground Dweller" in 2012 containing 2 singles. They have also released 4 videos, 1 in which is split in 2 parts (Snow Sessions). They are currently signed to Rise Records and are in the 2013 Vans Warped Tour line-up. Their most recent tour was the "Collide With the Sky" tour which was headlined by Pierce the Veil and Sleeping With Sirens. Hands Like Houses and fellow Australian punk-rock band Tonight Alive were special guests on this tour.

Do a favor to the world and listen to some good music! These guys are amazing!

Me: Hey, you heard about that band "Hands Like Houses"?

Friend: Who hasn't?! Their song 'Antarctica' is amazing!
Me: I can't agree anymore, it is so inspirational!

by Van Flaminga January 19, 2013

yaoi hands

In yaoi manga or anime where a guys hands are bigger than anything should ever be. Including, but not limited to, bigger than someone's head, someone's chest, someone's entire fucking body, etc. You get the point.

Just look up yaoi hands on google images, you'll see what I'm talking about. They're fucking huge.

by asdkfj;lkadmf February 14, 2014