Hiking the Appalachian 

Code for having an affair.

In the case of a Republican, more often than not it'll be a same-sex affair.

I hold a high-stress political job and my wife refuses to give head. I guess I'll have to go hiking the Appalachian when the current legislative session is over.

Hiking the Appalachian by Dr. Zoid Johnberg June 24, 2009

Hiking the Appalachians 

Code for cheating on your spouse, significant other.

"If anyone needs me, I'll be hiking the Appalachians." -Gov. Mark Sanford

Guy 1: Dude, where were you Saturday night? I thought I'd see you at the club with your girl.
Guy 2: Nah, man, I was hiking the Appalachians.

Hiking the Appalachians by Bert-Bert June 24, 2009

Hiking the Appalachian Trail 

An unnecessarily bizarre and implausible cover story for marital infidelity.

I'm sorry, Carol, I can't go to your mother-in-law's Tupperware party this evening. I'm hiking the Appalachian Trail with that new secretary from the office... in Argentina.

Hiking the Appalachian Trail by Abolish the Fed June 24, 2009

hiking the Appalachian Trail 

To travel to Argentina to bang your mistress, while your gubernatorial staff back in South Carolina lies to the press about your whereabouts (see Sanford, Mark).

To cheat on your wife.

"Jane filed for divorce when she caught her husband hiking the Appalachian Trail with the babysitter."

hiking the Appalachian Trail by Palmetto Ghetto June 24, 2009

hiking the Appalachian trail 

Spending time with your mistress.

"Where are you going, Governor?"
"I'll just be hiking the Appalachian Trail with Lupe for the next few days."

hiking the Appalachian trail by hayes6 June 24, 2009

hiking drama 

Hiking Drama is caused by a number of things.

1. Everyone in the hiking community Fucking each other like it’s Band Camp.

2. Being a dead beat. Posting pictures of hikes you did during the week when you should be working or taking care of your kids
3. Falling in love with a hiker every other month. Saying this is my soul mate and, hashtagging #thisistheone every time, Then breaking up with them and putting every dirty detail all over social media.

Dooode! That Hiking Bunny is causing all kinds of Hiking Drama.

hiking drama by Air_Wolf February 7, 2018

hiking the appalachian trail 

The Governor of South Carolina had an affair with a woman from Argentina. As his cover story he told everyone he was hiking the Appalachian Trail. To sum it up it is slang for having or having had sex.

"Hey have you seen Mark?"
"No but I heard he's with his girlfriend behind the bleachers. They're hiking the Appalachian Trail"**winks**
"Oh that dirty bastard."

hiking the appalachian trail by ashesfallingdown June 25, 2009