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Houstoned

When someone sends you nudes that aren't really theirs.
"Bro, she just sent me her nudes!" "No way let me see!" "Lol, that's not hers man they're fake!" "Lol, you just got houstoned!"
by 16-bars January 1, 2013
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Allan Houston

A former NBA 2-guard nicknamed H20 because he wore #20 and his jumper was smooth as water. Best known for his stint with the Knicks. A crowd pleaser at the Garden and a good role model.
If you can shoot like Allan Houston you're either lying or you're a robot.
by buffalo333 July 18, 2009
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Slay the house down boots houston im deceased

Its a more betters version of slay, its the moment and its giving rich and expensive. If you dont know what slay the house down boots houston im deceased means then you probably a loser. Im talking to you aiden fisher. But yeah its the best word in the dictionary and only losers dont say it.
person 1: I ate!

person 2: omg slay the house down boots houston im deceased!!
by yourhonorimslaying April 27, 2022
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houston cocktail

Norco/Xanax/Soma

The Houston Cocktail is a mixture of three prescription drugs often prescribed in combination at many pill mills around Houston. Users compare the mixture to a heroin like high. Many overdoses are reported after the use of this combination of drugs due to the increased risk of respiratory depression. The Houston cocktail includes-

NORCO-10mg/325mg hydrocodone APAP (opiate derivative used for moderate to severe pain relief)

XANAX- 2mg alprazolam (benzodiazepine used for panic disorder)

SOMA- 350mg Carisoprodol (muscle relaxant used for muscle spasms)

Users often get most of the euphoria from the Norco. The Xanax adds a mellowing and more depressed effect, and the soma is used to potentiate the high all together.
"Bro I got fucked on that Houston cocktail last night. I took 10 dones, 2 bars and 5 somas. Can you come pick me up? I'm somewhere off of 610 and I have no pants on..."
by Htown legend April 12, 2014
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Houston Texas Baby

A quote from Beyonce's song "Run The World (Girls)". Famous viner and youtuber Liza Koshy often quoted it in her videos
Liza Koshy: I grew up in Houston Texas. Like Beyonce. HOUSTON TEXAS BABY!

(dance move)
by SpeakinNonsense February 9, 2021
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houston stock

A vehicle that has nearly every modification done to it besides power adders. Or a vehicle that is fully built to which is common with many Houston cars. Jokingly “Stock” to Houstonians in the high hp car scene.
Racer1: Hey man let’s race, what mods do you have?

Racer2: Ahh. intake,tune.“Houston stock.” ; makes 850whp
by ThatOneCarGuy May 3, 2020
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houston helicoptor

The act of the male recipient laying on his back with his erected penis in the air. The female recipient then sits down on the throbbing cock causing penetration of the penis in the vagina. The male recipient then yells, "Start your engines!", while the female does repeaded 360 turns around the male body, resembling a helicoptor.
Deb and I were hoping to do some kinky shit on our anniversery, but after we did the Houston Helicoptor the dumb bitch broke up with me!
by brett27 October 26, 2005
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