Hughesnet

An internet provider that is less than or equal to a potato

Hughesnet is so terrible it took me seven hours to download Half-Life: Source

by Supermegaultrabriskicedteacow December 28, 2014

fernal heights

a fictional san francisco neighborhood, based on the actual neighborhood name bernal heights. To go here is to actually just drink OR want to drink an excessive amount of fernet.

dude i took the train to fernal heights last night and ended up chowdering in my bed.

by David Ruiz March 25, 2008

Paeton Hughes

Paeton Hughes is the president of Canada he has 3 migdet bounty hunters on his payroll...

PAETON HUGHES FOR PRESIDENT!!!

by Paeton Hughes for president :D December 9, 2019

Dan Hughes

Pulling a Dan Hughes is when there is a small price to pay and you are unwilling to, generally when it's really not that big of a price but you are too stingy and upset at the world to pay it. Pulling a Dan Hughes generally consists of the phrase "I'm not paying them prices"

The term is coined off of the Internet Titan Dan Hughes of Cora Quest fame.

"two pence for parking? I'm not paying them prices"
"come on don't pull a Dan Hughes"

by Dan "the board game man" August 23, 2022

haughty aughties

The Age of Arrogance; the first decade of the 21st Century. The Decade of Sovereign Intransigence.

I came of age in the Haughty Aughties, yet mine was a minor egocentricity and not the towering solipsism of so many of my peers.

by Mo Dixley December 29, 2004

blowjob height

When a girl is so short that she could give blowjobs while standing.

Dayum dude..that girl over there is so short she's blowjob height

by someone bored September 16, 2006

Hughes Net

shittyest excuse for a ISP there is, yes it even out shits AOL. They make there money from scamming those who live in peace, where DSL or cable is not available, Claiming to be "high speed" internet. With a bandwidth cap of 425megabytes you can download in a day before it actually goes slower then dial up speeds,and blazing speed of 1mps, which is usually about 15kbps if you on a good day. (which is the highest limit\spped at EIGHTY dollars a month 80$)


Not to mention the shitty tech, support in India, those who continually tell you "power cycle" your system which is just turning it off and on.

And if you plan on playing ANY form of online game you will have better luck if you attempted to sign on to it after plugging your computer into a cows ass. High latency and ping = fucked.

I want to download some songs, *downloads like 3* WTF WHY IS IT GOING SO SLOW... *30min l8ter* omg google loaded..

*Calls tech support* yeah why is it going so slow? Them (in very hard to understand Indian accent): Have you tried power cycling your modem sir? Me: yeah only about 100 times Them: ok sir please power cycle your machine. Me: FINE ill do it ONE MORE... *moments l8ter* wow that DIDNT FIX it. Them: Have you tried restarting your computer? me: FUCKING INDIAN BASTERES HOW THE FUCK IS THAT GONA HELP IF YOU TOLD ME TO DO 34958435908 OTHER TIMES AND IT STILL DONT WORK?!!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!? Them: Thank you for calling hughes net.

by Hallowed be thy name February 28, 2009