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The Hosslers

The two greatest high school basketball players known to mankind, Byan Hossler a.k.a Mega-Hoss and Thomas Hossler a.k.a Super-Hoss. Play for ND high school.
Dude, did you see the Hosslers last night? It was like a fuckin hossler connection!!!
by Frank February 19, 2005
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Hassler

A hassler is an adjective to describe a person who makes a hassle for nothing, describes small issues into a MAJOR problem, who thinks that the president needs to know about it. A hassler can also be described as MarT Pad
MarT Pad is such a hassler. She hassles me all the time for nothing.

MarT Pad is causing a lot of hassle at work
by GodALLMighty May 15, 2014
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Hesser

Midwest term for long-haired (sometimes feathered)persons (usually male) who look like they listen to heavy metal circa 1970s or 1980s. Could be derived from Hessian.
Dude, check out that hesser!
by Jface February 10, 2005
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hesster

Noun; hesst•er
Refer to term: hessin'

A person who obsesses over, harasses or stalks those who have chosen to live the hessin' lifestyle. Can be male or female. This person is usually extremely envious toward those who hess, because he or she cannot afford to live the lifestyle themselves. Therefore, this person's only option is to remain on the outside and only dream of being "in" .
Girl: "I'm going to make up hurtful definitions on Urban Dictionary after I get home from school and finish all of my homework!! "

Guy: "First of all, this ain't hessin' so this ain't cool .. Secondly, you're one nerdy ass hesster bitch."

Friend1: "OMG!! I had a dream last night that I was hessin' !!"

Friend2: "I wish we could be that cool... Hey, by the way, can we carpool tonight when we go to look into the windows of that party we weren't cool enough to be invited to!?"

Friend1's attractive older sister: "Gross, you guys are such hessters!!!!!!!"
by GOTEMMMMMM September 23, 2011
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Hesser Snap

A Marijuana snap (personal bowl) that is so minuet (small) that when first inhaled it is a tease, and occasionally sucked through the bowl

myspace.com/hesswaldo
"Hey, can I have I a snap of that weed Hess?"

"for show"

"Dude what the fuck is this a leaf and a stem?"

"you asked for a snap"

thus a Hesser Snap
by PoohLaLa December 5, 2009
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haessler

Wow that guy is chubby he is a real Haessler
by GodHimself2 July 18, 2014
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heusler

Jordyn heuslers pretty
by Heusler April 10, 2021
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