Hestonaldo

a) An entity that is good as fuck and isn't to be messed with by some simple chump.

b) A level of difficulty that simply can't be handled or comprehended by mere mortals!

c) Over Powered.

Oh shit, that guy is absolutely hestonaldo! Stay away from him!

by jeezcalmdown October 14, 2008

HeshTD

Having sexual intercourse or engaging in a caressing manner with a hesh person. It is a severely scary and harsh disease that is only now augmenting. Common HeshTD's are coffin dick/vagina, turtle dick and taco dick. Scientists are only now discovering more extreme variations of HeshTD's.

Adam: Yo man I had sex with melissa at the party last night!

Kevin: Dude she has HeshTD's!! Your gonna die from coffin dick!

Adam: No my dick is gonna fall off or worse!!!

by HeshScientist June 16, 2009

Heshinie

A delight to handle she is very successful and is full of positivity and beauty

I am a Heshinie

by NamesDefine.org December 28, 2021

hesher

Reebock-wearing, mulleted person in acid-washed jeans and a Judas Priest T-shirt who, at the age of 28, still lives in his/her parents' basement and swears that he/she can really rock out on his/her Ibanez Stratocaster copy guitar and probably owns a Nova that hasn't run in 5 years but you just wait, that fucker is gonna smoke those fuckin Japanese rice burners once I put a new head gasket on it.

When are those heshers going to realize that it's not 1989 anymore?

by Justin Scott August 22, 2003

Hesh Muffins

A skateboard group, that is made up of some of the gnarliest heshers around, they entered in The Berrics Younited Nations contest but lost to D.R.E.A.M but still are the craziest skaters out there! HESH 4LIFE

(i.e. some of the gnarliest skaters around)

Hesh Muffins are heshers for life

by SK84LIFEMOFO February 15, 2012

The Wet Hesson

15 seconds of pure passion, pumpin' and a sweatin', and a pumpin' and a sweatin', and then the middle finger right up the asshole.

"Hey how are things with Sarah?"

"Good man. For a while we considered seeing other people. I mean, things have been tough lately."

"So what changed?"

"The Wet Hesson."

by Sloshball August 23, 2011

Heston

Sweetest most kind guy you’ll ever meet, if you get a Heston keep him gets mad but never stays mad va. Make you smile anytime you need it keep this Heston bc he’ll love you till the end

Wow that’s Heston😩

by Mocha123 May 16, 2018