Herman

The definitional word you use to describe a human being you see, and cannot distinguish if they are of the male or female gender.
Person 1: Hey, is that a guy or a girl?
Person 2: I'm not sure, it looks like both
Person 1: Well, it's hard to tell with the hair, and those could just be man boobs
Person 2: Let's just call it a Herman, okay?
by dietcola July 10, 2009
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Herman

An Vaudeville entertainer practicing the craft of Hermantry, usually targeted towards the entertainment of children. Hermans are known to wear bright yellow suits, black crew neck shirts, pale yellow body paint, a tight crew cut, and usually have floppy ears. They keep no teeth in sight preferring to be seen with their true yellow colors. Hermans are usually solitary peopl as the craft requires great devotion.
"How did you come to the craft of Hermantry?"

"It came to me in my sleep one day. I just knew it was my calling. And here I am, 50 years later, unmarried, floppy ears, havent seen my teeth since 2010, but no regrets... I brought a lot of joy."
"You certainly were a great Herman, the last of a dying breed."
by The chocolate couch March 15, 2010
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Herman

Herman is the term used when you see a man sucking another mans penis. it can also be used for a homosexual male that is desperate for sexual action. It can also mean a person that is soo deep in the closet they would have sex with the same gender just to prove they aren't gay, sometimes they can even have families.
"I think he's Herman."
"I hope i never meet a Herman in my life"
by The Sofa King, Mike Hawk December 13, 2017
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Hermans

A legendary New South Wales Police Officer who struck fear into the hearts of Criminals who lived in the northwest metropolitan region. If you reside in Riverstone, and have a criminal record Hermans will find you and when he does, you will be sorry.

Hermans is the consequence, the unpaid bill, fate with a badge and a gun
Is Hermans on today?

One cannot simply walk through Riverstone and not get felt up by Hermans

Oh shit, here comes Hermans

Did you know they changed the H in a charge number is for Hermans
by Plant god June 11, 2015
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Peewee-Hermanize

To take a hardcore mountain bike and put on street tires, fenders, high handlebars, comfy seat, etc.
The guy who bought my beautiful Kona has gone and Peewee-Hermanized it.
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Herman Matharu

A esl guy you never want in your group, he always talks about A girl he loves called jiya
he has a heart disease!
what a Herman Matharu what a waste yute
by Hermans Mom December 04, 2017
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Purple Herman

After I blew my load, she wouldn't come up for air and kept going leaving me with a purple herman.
by TheChobbins April 27, 2011
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