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justin herbert

The best rookie quarterback ever. He was drafted in 2020. He played for the Oregon Ducks in college and now plays for the LA Chargers in the NFL. He is known for his hair, arm strength, and being humble and shy. Justin is overall a good guy.
Dude, did you see Justin Herbert score the game winning touchdown last night? It was amazing!!!
by Yeet Mcskeet January 8, 2021
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Herb Sewell

a sick twisted freak who comes off like a gracious, learned and well-spoken man. A master of deceiving his true intentions. Beware of this person.

Herb Sewell is a pedophile amd murderer who is currently on parole from the Atascadero Hospital for the Criminally Insane - a California state mental hospital for dangerous criminals run by the California Department of Corrections. Herb was sent there on various occasions from pedophilia to kicking his wife Diane out of a moving car going 95 mph on the Grapevine highway in Northern LA county.

Herb Sewell comes off as a well-spoken, gracious and eloquent man who likes to leer and work up saliva in the corners of his mouth. He was a cellmate and close friend of Walter Bellhaven, a cannibal and child rapist who went on a child rape and murder spree in the 1970's. Herb currently does World War 2 historical research and does motivational speeches and commencement speeches - one particular speech he does is called "Did the Crime, did the time."
Father: Son! you shouldn't do nasty things like that! You might end up getting adopted by Herb Sewell.

Son: AHHH! Father you are right! Pleeeze forgive me!
by Bobby Dooley July 9, 2009
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Hebrew

1. Synonym of Jew
2. The first language spoken by the Jews/Hebrews
1. The Hebrews wrote the Tanakh. There are 5.8 million Hebrews living in the United States.
2. The Hebrews wrote the Tanakh in Hebrew and Aramaic. You can learn Hebrew on Duolingo.
by Queen Buttrix August 4, 2021
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lil herb

Aka G herb is a gangster rapper from chiraq who is Rollin all over 150 roc block
Lil nigga you heard "Rollin"by lil herb?
by Realnigga blaze June 26, 2016
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mitch hedberg

This guy is funny as shit. He must be stoned 24-7 to come up with the things he does. Buy his CD.
I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it

I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughtnut...I don't need a receipt for the doughnut - I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, Don't even act like I didn't buy a doughnut, I've got the documentation right here...

opened up a container of yogurt, and under the lid it said Please Try Again because they were having a contest I was unaware of. But I though I might have opened the yogurt wrong...or maybe Yoplait was trying to inspire me, 'c'mon, Mitchell, don't give up. Please try again. A message of inspiration from your friends at Yoplait. Fruit on the bottom, hope on top.

I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shishkabobs.

The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how much I play, I'll never be as good as a wall. I played a wall once. They're fucking relentless.

An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. You would never see an "Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order" sign, just "Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience."

Because of dropping Acid, I know now that butter is way better than margarine. I saw through the bullshit.
by dolphin March 8, 2005
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creepy herbert

A rhyming slang for a dirty pervert, someone who has a warped outlook on sex to the point of being viewed as very odd
that bloke who lives at that end house is a right creepy Herbert, I saw him masterbating over a pile of fresh dog poo, it stinks
by mitch00uk April 5, 2015
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Herbage

Very dank marijuana. Better then the average herb. The age on the end of herb signifies it's dankness. Bong rips all day with that shit.
Me and my boy picked up some herbage, and then got blazed as hell.
by Herbageman420 February 26, 2009
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