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hemorrhoid heart

When you're having anal sex and popping a hemorrhoid of the receiver--this leads a bloody imprint shaped like a heart on the giver.
Frank was butt-fucking Harry up his anus when Frank popped Harry's huge hemorrhoid, leaving behind a hemorrhoid heart on Frank's love-sack and space shuttle.
by shitabrick December 22, 2009
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humoroid

1. A unit of measurement used to determine the quality of a joke.

2. The increased level of amusement that you feel at a particular time.
1. Hmmm that was pretty funny, Tim. I'd give it 7 humoroids out of 10.

2. Oh this joke is peaking, I feel another humoroid coming along.
by Cunninleongus April 22, 2009
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Hemdroid

When someone plays with their Droid smartphone so much that it might as well be stuck up their ass
Person 1: Did Carla show you her new Droid?

Person 2: *groan* More like Hemdroid. She won't shut up about it and hasn't put it down.
by douchebo baggins March 7, 2010
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Hemorrhoid

1 Medical

Hemorrhoids are swollen veins in the anal canal. This common problem can be painful, but it's usually not serious.

Veins can swell inside the anal canal to form internal hemorrhoids. Or they can swell near the opening of the anus to form external hemorrhoids. You can have both types at the same time. The symptoms and treatment depend on which type you have.

Many people have hemorrhoids camera.gif at some time.

Too much pressure on the veins in the pelvic and rectal area causes hemorrhoids.

Normally, tissue inside the anus fills with blood to help control bowel movements. If you strain or sit on the toilet a long time to move stool, the increased pressure causes the veins in this tissue to swell and stretch. This can cause hemorrhoids.

2 Pain in the ass
DAMN ME ANUS HURTS SO BAAAAD FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Jeeeeeeeez you're such a pain in the ass.
Hemorrhoids be op.
by The Pleb General February 1, 2016
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You and your hemorrhoids

A Derogative term to address a party, implying that the party has hemorrhoids. This phrase is used for embarrasment rather than sheer insulting.
You and your hemorrhoids better get the fuck outta my sight before I ream your ass!
by Gumba Gumba February 26, 2004
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Haemorhoid

Synonym for unwanted person or group not able to take hints about going away and leaving people alone.

Has been referred to a certain class of whinging immigrants (Poms - see Brit, Limey, English).
Why are poms like haemorhoids? They come out, are a pain in the arse and they wont go back.
by sociopath9 April 15, 2009
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hemorrhoid

Slang for someone who is tailgating you in a very annoying fashion.
Man! I wish that hemorrhoid would get off my ass and go around me!
by leftykittykat August 12, 2012
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