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free healthcare 

something that europeans say that make americans pass out or even die
European friend: free healthcare is a great idea !
Me:y-
American Friend: *collapses*
free healthcare by cakesinacup December 19, 2021

US Healthcare Insurance 

Expensive Healthcare discount which can only be applied if the deliberately confusing insurance policy say so.
The US Healthcare Insurance plan that Greg had does not apply to his eye surgery and the 100% co-insurance policy states that he had to pay all of it anyway.

Free healthcare 

Somthing that Americans don't have because the American government is evil. And I'm pretty sure you have to pay, even if the treatment doesn't work. You're literally encoraging doctors to not be very good doctors.
Me:"Man, I love free healthcare"
American:"What's that?"

American Healthcare 

See also: College, Taxes, Nonexistant, expensive
Bob lives in Britain, he always says to be careful in my war video games, the soldiers can't afford or find American Healthcare.
American Healthcare by anonymous February 13, 2024

American Healthcare 

The most expensive shit on planet earth.

No amount of money can survive this monster.
American Healthcare has me on the streets.

American Healthcare made me sell everything I owned because of a broken toenail.