Piano Healer

A musician who plays light and upbeat piano music. Used as stress help.

You're depressed and you have a piano, so get a piano healer.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

Chairlatan Healer

A type of Charismatic christian who carry around fold-able chairs and offer healing.They sit you in the chair and tell you that whatever ailment you have is caused by having "one leg shorter than the other". They duly pray for your leg and behold! It appears to grow. One of the oldest parlour tricks in the book.

Just seen a couple of those Chairlatan healers in the precinct again. Told me I had one leg shorter than the other. So I told him that he had one neuron shorter than the other.

by IAIN_D September 6, 2018

soul healer

someone or something that is able to HEAL your soul just by existing.

“this song is a real soul healer”

by costellatjon June 27, 2022

Math healer

Someone who heals you in math and gets rid of math phobias.

My math healer is a God send.

My math healer saved me and my grades.

I need a math healer to pass this class.

by LingDanc803 March 4, 2023

Faith healer

Someone who heals your faith or religion.

I am born again due to the faith healer helping me.

I need a faith healer to find hope.

by LingDanc803 March 4, 2023

peak_fiction_of_a_healer

Someone who’s opinion is automatically above anyone else’s

Bro I’m such a peak_fiction_of_a_healer

by Totally the guy who made this February 16, 2021

Healeish

Not to be confused with hellish, healish is English slang derived from the word heale, it is an adjective used to describe someone whose behaviour is that of a total tosser, waste of space or OIC. They are the sort of people for whom arsehole is too kind a name, who are narcissistic crawlers with little in the way of either intelligence or talent. Avoid them at all costs as their proximity will bring on attacks of acute nausea.

"Have you seen what that healeish wanker has done?"

by AKACroatalin March 31, 2015