headle

The act of cuddling by rubbing ones head on another. esp with cats or dogs

Oh look, Pyewacket is giving you a headle. How sweet.

by lescrime May 24, 2006

Bullshit headlock

A lengthy conversation that is unwelcome, with a person you’d rather avoid.

I would have been here sooner, but I got caught in a bullshit headlock by (insert person's name here).

by Facher October 9, 2007

headloin

When a person has a the following attributes to their body:

-Massive Penis Head, almost looking like it came off an elephant's body
-Penis Head so big where a stocking cap could only rest on the tip
-Penis hole is cock-eyed (off center)

Dave smashed his headloin while bringing in the shopping carts at work.

by Airic12 September 25, 2007

Vanilla Headlight

1. When you cum on a woman’s nipples and can see remnants through the shirt
2. A Dunkin donut

Person 1: Did you hear about the girl Johnny Ray hooked up with?
Person 2: Yea he was like a deer in vanilla headlights

by Cannonballer 20 April 22, 2023

Heady Wop

verb: when getting head from a girl, she gags and makes a "wop" sound in her throat.

Yo, that chick last night was mad sweet with the heady wop.

by D'fyed October 16, 2008

ET in a Headlock

A comical act of squeezing ones nut sack so that ones testicles extrude out of the top of their fist thus appearing like ET in a headlock. Usually shown to some unsuspecting person.

Kory: "Have you ever seen ET in a Headlock?"
Ballz: "Ahhh No."
Kory: "squeezes out balls"
Ballz: "Ahh shit dude, I can see your veiny balls!!!"
Kory: "Ha ha, I got you good Fucker!!!"

by DFaFH May 11, 2006

Headless BigBoy

Ghost who inhabits the Shoneys on the Parkway between Auburn and Opelika Alabama. Haunts the late night janitorial crew after midnight. All new late night clean up crews are warned, "You can't kill him with your broom cause he's a ghost.

The cook warned me about staying late and cleaning up. Said the Headless BigBoy would get me.

by mikeonthebay March 17, 2010