Deer in Headlights 

When you accidently lock eyes with a bro taking a dump in the woods, and then you dream about him sexually.

AKA: The Brokeback Outhouse

Randy wanted to remain drinking buddies, but after the "Deer in Headlights," Doug just couldn't do it.

Deer in Headlights by aggrobot August 23, 2011

Deer in the Headlights 

Deer in the Headlights is a great game when 2 people dress up in a 1 deer costume and walk in front of cars unexpectedly and hope to not get it.
This is best to do in a neighborhood or school zone.
Best to do at night.

Alex and Greg dressed in a deer costume, walked to the end of the neighborhood, his and waited for oncoming cars to come. Must be at night.
Deer in the Headlights.

Deer in the Headlights by A Retarted February 17, 2014

[Deer in the headlights] 

When two guys stand face to face looking into each others eyes and jerk each other off. (An adaptation from Dutch rudder)

Do you wanna play 'deer in the headlights?'

[Deer in the headlights] by Noodles0105 February 10, 2018

deer in my headlights 

When a guy or girl is awestruck by your amazing looks

Bruh, she looked like a deer in my headlights when she saw me.

deer in my headlights by Deemoneyraw25 April 21, 2018

Smash Headlights 

The act of 2 females rubbing their boobs together in a sexual manner.

Those dykes are going to go home and smash headlights.

Smash Headlights by wade1485 July 27, 2012

saggy headlights 

Large, saggy tits which tend to protrude from bras.

Bill: "Bruh, your mom's saggy headlights burned my eyes out!"
Jack: "Sorry, it's not my fault."
Bill: "Whose fault is it then?"
Jack: " My dad's! He titfucked her good."

saggy headlights by XenosKhalden July 23, 2016

moose in headlights 

when you forget it's actually called 'deer in headlights' so you say "moose in headlights"

He was like a moose in headlight *note - Carol forgot what it's actually called, so instead she said the wrong term (moose in headlights)*

moose in headlights by Jose Sten April 19, 2017