headbutting me undies

Australian term. To be on the point of shitting yourself or needing a shit very badly.

Nick: "I nearly shit myself yesterday....it was headbutting me undies"

by fuelline February 14, 2018

headbutt

The headbutt is one of the most sinister and cataclysmic subterfuges that could conceivably strike a man down to both knees. When executing this majestic and mind-blowing manuever one can only wonder...Am I next?!

Stalking his victim as a predator stalks its prey, he slowly approached his unsuspecting victim with incredible stealth. Then with a hastey, drunken lunge, he made his assault, colliding heads renendering the recipient of the headbutt, dazed, stunned, and pissed the fuck off.

by AL November 18, 2004

Vagina Headbutt

When a woman (usually heafty, fat provides cushion) willingly subjegates herself to "vaginal headbutting", another form of weird fat-chick pleasuring

Beatrice begged me to give her a round of Vagina headbuttings, but she was too gross...so i punched her fat fuckin face instead

by A-Spot January 23, 2006

dirty headbutt

Sticking your head in your partners ass and shaking your head violently

damn dude, i just gave that bitch the most best dirty headbutt ever

by IEatAlotOfAss42069 January 19, 2018

Headbutt

When you go in for a romantic kiss but slip and headbutt them instead.

Emma went in for the kiss as Herbert went in, Emma slipped and headbutted him.

by Arkole April 25, 2011

Headbutt

to use your head as a weapon.... a move not welcome in boxing

I headbutt Mathews so hard his glasses broke

by The_Shoes June 11, 2006

headstar

A bold,daring and handsome man of action who has received so much fellatio during his career that he has attained the exclusive stature of 'Headstar'. He usually has a big dick.

Melissa- "(sigh)...I just cant get a bead on that guy Pistol Pete"
Kelsey- "what u thinkin' girl? that guy is a Headstar...."

by headstar July 14, 2014