Hazel

A hazel is the best girl in the world :) If you ever are lucky enough to meet one, cherish her and love her until your dying day. She is a goddess-the most beautiful girl in the world. She is hilarious and tells terrible puns. She is smart and wise and loves to read. She is athletic and everyone loves her!! She is literal perfection.

Man, i wish i had a girl like yours. She's awesome.

Yeah, she's a Hazel

by hazelnut.crunch September 25, 2017

hazel

noun

1. a kindred soul
2. a girl whose beauty lies both within and without, her image brings grown men to their knees, her kindness and complexity keep them there indefinitely
3. the girl of my dreams

Just when my day seemed precarious, Hazel walked into the room. My heart stopped, I broke into a cold sweat, and my body ached to be embraced by her.

by Spitkicker December 28, 2005

Hazel

The sweetest girl you’ll ever meet. She’s funny, cute, and even though she probably won’t believe it she’s beautiful. She seems quiet when you don’t know her and only see her from a distance but once you get to know her she’s bubbly and just flat out adorable. She’s a great friend and an even greater girlfriend. If you meet her you’ll love her. It’s just a fact.

That girl over there is Hazel. Everyone loves Hazel

by Bp2g677 June 6, 2019

Brent Hately

Brent Hatley, also known as Bort, is a radio "personality" and former producer on The Howard Stern Show and Bubba The Love Sponge. All before hard drugs landed him in the gutter. Brunt then had an embarrassing stint on Twitch featuring drunk antics between him and his pig wife Katelyn. Broke's last break came through OnlyFans, wherein his shemale soulmate gets railed by any amount of BBCs they can find. Bert films it on his phone while eating Nerds and yanking his limp dick. Their videos are often confused for animal porn.

Blunt used to be in the Marines and will never let you forget it. He is desperate for respect and to scare off trolls. Of course neither will ever happen. Bloat ejaculates at the thought of making a citizen's arrest. His political views are largely influenced by The Joker, whose likeness is tattooed on Blotch's flabby arm. Blurb also detests religion, so he ironically worships Satan. Please note that Bart's brain didn't make it past middle school.

Bleak's only reasons for living are weed, heavy metal and cuckold orgies. Anyone who puts down his lifestyle is a Jimmy McSally. Breet once rated himself a 7, despite his beastly resemblance to Uncle Fester and unmasked Darth Vader. People say his wife looks like Mona Lisa if she were from a trailer park. Weightlyn sells herself, as well as dirty undies and butthole keychains. She's the breadwinner of their rented room.

All steamy details to be included in Brent's biography, The Adventures of Cuckleberry Finn.

Look, it's Brent Hately. You know, the guy tugging his weewee in the corner of a motel room.

by BortOPotty October 27, 2023

Hanzel

Hanzel \ha(n)-zel\ as a boy's name is a variant of Hans (Scandinavian, German, Danish, Hebrew), and the meaning of Hanzel is "God is gracious".

Yo Hanzel!

by sugoister January 11, 2013

Hazelyn

Hazelyn is outspoken and is not afraid to tell you what's on her mind. She is a very funny person has a great sense of humour,so you will never get bored being around her.

Hazelyn

by Big bumpa May 2, 2019

Hateler

A hateler is one who hates indiscriminately for no real reason. The word is derived as a corruption of the animal, the Angler Fish. This is because it attracts those around it with its abrasive, albeit hilarious, "floating orb of hatred". Also can be considered a total fag.

Hatelering is the act of a Hateler using his abilities.

Phillip "The Hateler" Swindler is the OG Hateler. Give into his hate.

by Secondrate, God. February 19, 2009