james hasell

A highly obese woman often known as a "fat suit who found a wig shop " who is known for being fat and ugly.

Girl 1: Did you see that girl who looked like a piece of fat that glued some hair on it?

Girl 2 : Yeah, she was such a James Hasell.

by Susan Hasell November 20, 2013

haspell

A word used to describe a male who is usually attracted to younger males, a haspell can also reference somebody who is random and weird.

Chris: That guy is such a haspell, no wonder he has no friends

by OhGable May 28, 2017

haskellian

Of or exhibiting weasly and/or conniving behavior in a manner representative of Eddie Haskell from the Leave It To Beaver Show.

Despite his haskellian ploys, he failed to trick his gym teacher.

by Darrin McCambridge December 9, 2008

haskel

A crotchety old man. A person who thinks he is always right. A downright schmuck.

Quit being a douche bag, you're totally being a Haskel.

by Catch29 November 27, 2013

Haswell

Village in county Durham.

"When the Chantastic Five went to Haswell they saw the Grievance clan attacking a pensioner they beat them down.

by Doodles March 23, 2005

Haskill

Haskill is the chamberlain, councillor and savant of Sheogorath. His voice is quite calm and he shows no obvious signs of madness.

Oh, don't forget to make use of dear Haskill. Between you and me, if he's not summoned three or four times a day, I don't think he feels appreciated.

by someonewhowrotethisdefinition May 28, 2018

Haskel Syndrome

Haskel Syndrome is a syndrome wherein a person (typically a male) flirts with a lot of girls in an online setting using apps such as Discord, Instagram, Facebook, Snapchat, and many others. A typical person diagnosed with a Haskel Syndrome typically flirts with at least three girls and a maximum of eight girls at once whom they met in an online setting.

I was surprised to know that my friend has a Haskel Syndrome, no wonder why he flirts with four girls online all at once.

by Dr. Minerva Ratri September 2, 2022