hopscotch

Where a man lays down in bed and a fat bitch jumps all over his ad if they were playing hopscotch. The boobs should also hit the man laying down.

Shaybay was playing hopscotch with dyllis

by BumCheeksStick October 25, 2019

Hopscotch tranny

A transgender person whom decides today's gender by a game of hopscotch.

There goes that hopscotch tranny. Yesterday he was a she. "5, 6, 7, 8... looks like I'm a dude today."

by jackdickalick July 16, 2020

Hopscotch Breath

When someone's breath stinks so bad you can see the green fumes from the outside of their mouth.

"That cheese pizza is giving you hopscotch breath"
"Your breath is doing hopscotch from all that sassafras tea"
"GAWD DAMN your breath is doing hopscotch please hopscotch away"

by Hopscotch101 January 24, 2021

hopscotch goblin

a term bisexuals use against other problematic bi people

"person1" I hate lesbians'

'person2' girl you are a hopscotch goblin, always jumping from pussy dick dick pussy dick when even tho you lookin that . pick a side bitch your literally a f@g

by skreksdumpster_jck March 10, 2021

Hopscotch

He/she is asking if there’s a possibility of them dating

Her: soo are we playing hopscotch?
Him: maybe.

by sage.pinkie July 26, 2022

hopscotch alligator

the act of pouring hard liquor into someone's ass and having it farted into your mouth.

yeah man she hit me with the hopscotch alligator again last night with some fireball

by abracazebra August 21, 2025

Fuzzy Hopscotch

Being extremely messed up

The act of trying to set up a hopscotch game
While intoxicated; squares are disporportionate and vision of the individual is fuzzy

Wow last night was like a game of fuzzy hopscotch

I must have played a few games of fuzzy hopscotch last night

by Claymyster12 June 10, 2013