hippity- dippity

An old person's word to describe sex

Daughter-in-Law: Hello.
Mother-in-law: Hello dear, when you called the first time, your father and I were in the middle of the hippity dippity.

by listen-to-da-b August 17, 2003

I wanna hippity hop out a window

When you hear or see something so bad that it makes you want to jump out a window and kill your self

“Oh my god brad just broke up wth me, I wanna hippity hop out a window”

“This is so stressful, I wanna hippity hop out a window”

by Just Another White Guy March 4, 2019

happify

To be made happy or instigate happiness.

Eating strawberry pie happifies me.
It is a happifying experience.
I am happified.

by Zumo September 18, 2004

Hippity Hoppity

Women are property

"Hippity Hoppity Women Are Property"

by MentosLover157 June 13, 2018

happily ever after

Engaged to be married, happily married, or married with children, as in a storybook ending. To be removed from the pool of eligible people to date.

Guy: Did you see Cori last night? She is looking fine!
Friend: Don't even bother, bro... she's happily ever after.

by Ryan Miziker January 31, 2007

Happitarian

One who only eats happy meat. Often mistaken for a vegetarian, but these folks have no hard feelings about eating meat, as long as it's free-range, grass-fed, organic, happy meat.

Often broke, as happy meat tends to be expensive.

Karl: I never see you eat any meat, Sue, Are you a vegetarian?

Sue: Nah, I love meat too much to give it up completely. I just eat happy meat.

Karl: Oh. You're a happitarian. (Snorts in disgust)

Sue: That's right!

Karl: Well, I'm off to Burger King, where I can get a hot, juicy burger for pennies. No veg-meat for me.

by elsbethromeo September 13, 2009

happily leashed

When someone is whipped, but doesn't care.

"Dude, you're whipped!"
"I prefer to call it happily leashed."

by kissonthehand November 28, 2012