Handifapped

The state of being unable to masturbate. This can range from arms being tired to genital mutilation.

I tried to fap again but my arms were tired, I was completely handifapped!

by definedefinition November 12, 2015

The Handicapped Bathroom

The bathroom everyone wants to use because it's bigger and roomy. But, when you're using it, be sure no actual handicapped person enters the bathroom because they might beat you if you get caught.

This is my favorite bathroom. I will always use The Handicapped Bathroom.

*handicapped person walks in.

Shit-

by A price of shit October 20, 2019

Handiclapped

When you’re so high, you become physically unable to do anything.

Hey, did you get my call last night?
Nah I couldn’t even move, I was handiclapped.

by doog_schloog July 5, 2019

handiecapped

A person who can not cum while receiving a hand job

That girl rubbed the meat for so long last night and i couldnt even cum, i am soo handiecapped.

by a 14 inch rich February 18, 2010

DIGITALLY HANDICAPPED

Anyone who is digitally too much uninformed that he or she even cant use basic digital devices.
or any one who is totally paralysed in absence of digital aides like calculator etc.

My friend Arun is digitally handicapped, he cant even do basic calculations without a Calculator.

by sanestinsane July 7, 2011

HandiCrapper

A disabled individual who is pissed off and mad at the world. Disgruntle towards non disabled people.

"you see that guy in the wheelchair run over that guys foot, yeah he looks like a HandiCrapper"

by 69man January 15, 2008

handiclapped

1. when a person is unable or incapable of clapping in a conventional way.

if someone has broken their wrist but is at a play and wishes to show their appreciation for the actors, they try to clap but it hurts their wrist. they are then deemed "handiclapped."

*often marked by a person clapping awkwardly or slowly, in attempts to look like they're clapping normally when they really just can't.

2. it could also refer to people who try repeatedly to give each other hi-fives but keep missing or doing it wrong. (an easy way to prevent this from happening is to watch the elbow of the person you're hi-fiving while you hi-five them.)

Pedro kept trying to clap for the dancers, but he couldn't, because he had just banged his hand on the edge of a table, rendering him handiclapped.

by falltothesky January 9, 2009