no-hander

When you have such a big dick that while using a urinal or peeing in the woods, you dont have to even use your hands. You have even more control over it if you can do the famed no hander, one footer; using no hands while balancing on one foot. (usually has to be a dude....but there are excetions)

-Holy poopy-mc-poop-poop, did you see jimmy just pull off that no-hander-one footer, i never thought he would be able to pull it off.

-OMG that guy prob has such a big dick that he can do a no hander

by I can do a no hander, no footer November 26, 2007

Front-Hander

Word, list of words, phrase, equation, etc. written on the palm of your hand (front of the hand, as opposed to the back of the hand) in order to help "assist" in an upcoming test/exam. Can easily be smeared off when done to avoid accidental teacher confrontation.

Dewey: Hey, how are we supposed to know this for the test?

Rivers Cuomo: We had that written in our notes, you just have to memorize it.

Dewey: Oh, well that's gonna be a front-hander.

by \/\/33Z3R R00lz D00d March 31, 2008

No Hander Slammer

A sex position in which the women lays on her stomach with her ass pointed up. The man then climbes to an elevated position above the girl the higher the better. The man then proceedes to stick his arms out like a bird and jumps off his elevated position landing penis first into the woman.

Bro i landed a no hander slammer off my night stand last night.
Dude my girl loves when i hit the no hander slammer.
Man i missed the no hander slammer and my back is killing me.
I missed the no hander slammer and broke my dick.

by Wailex May 19, 2022

Back hander lander

When you purposely run the back of your hand across a female's breast or buttocks while passing by (or reaching to grab something else). Works best in bars and crowded country concerts.

"I am going to back hander lander so many broads tonight"

by Big Jim Steezy October 3, 2012

one hander

A woman or girl, not a chick (because chicks are hot), that scores below a 5 on the chick-hotness scale. Therefor can be counted on one hand.

Leanne is a one hander, even if she tries to slut it up she still can't muster the numbers to carry over to the second hand.

by waj_tastic November 15, 2010

2-hander

Slang, insult; In reference to a woman of an extremely elastic vagina, usually from being overly sexually active, insinuating you could insert two hands and clap.

"Joyce's neighbor was such a 2-hander, she used to bring home 3 guys to bang every night!!"

by spuds buckley May 13, 2006

double hander

To sneeze in both hands.
Even more disgusting when said person doesn't wash their hands.

Johnny just sneezed in his hands and didn't wash them.
Ewww, gross. A double hander?
Yep, a double hander.

by Match O March 9, 2007