Banana Hammock

A thong for your schlong

What is a Sasquatch doing wearing a banana hammock at a little girl's birthday party?

by Lugiratina July 28, 2014

Hamdora

can only de achieved by being so drunk that you pass out and dream as if you are an alien on another planet similar to the hit movie Avatar.

Dude Chris was so hammed last night I think he was on Hamdora!!!

by Christopher Vasileff February 8, 2010

tangled hammock

When ur balls and boxers get in such a twisted mess, it looks like a tangled hammock

I was squriming around in my seat so much, I created a tangled hammock.

by Geoff Flash April 9, 2003

hand hammock

interlocking the fingers to make a basket for your head; therefore, a hand hammock

I was chillen in my lawn, when I used my hand hammock to relax more

by major_baker July 13, 2011

Dry Hammock

pinching your scrotum between your thigh and the toilet seat to keep your balls out of the water

person #1: every time i sit on the toilet my balls hit the water
Person #2: bro, you need to stick your sack under your thigh and make a "dry hammock" to keep them above of the water

by rokthemullet July 8, 2014

Alabama Hammock

When you're fucking a chick on a hammock, I mean balls deep, and you get your balls pinched in the hammock. You gotta finish.

So there I was, fucking this chick on the hammock and my balls got pinched. I did what anyone would have done I finished. I can't believe I pulled off an Alabama hammock!

by Iceman18 July 11, 2019

Homeless Hammock

A Homeless Hammock is when a said Homeless person stacks all their belongings into a shopping cart and then lays on top of the items in the car, seemingly but in the air freely like a hammock.

Voit: Hey Ron, look at that homeless over there laying on a homeless hammock.

Ron: Yeah, it's wild when carts are used like that.

by Ren&Chase August 8, 2020